THE HARDEST FREAKIN QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE WORLD By Ryan Fitz (50% are made by me!!) Top Score gets a prize
1.You are driving on a 25 mph road with a state copper watching you on the side of the road. You accidentally fall off a cliff and end up going 250 mph and survive. Do you get a ticket 2.This question is false. T F. 3.If Appalachian state ( a division 2 school) beats Michigan ( div. 1 #5 team in the nation ) and Michigan goes on to beat Notre Dame( div. 1 team) who goes on to beat USC on a fluke ( just kidding div. 1 number 1 team in the nation) who goes on to get beat by Virginia tech. Making LSU the # 1 team in the nation for like 3 hours till they got beat and making Ohio state the # 1 team in the nation until they get beat by Michigan( obviously) who go on to get beat in the rose bowl by LSU. Meanwhile Appalachian state goes on to get beat by walford (div.2 3-9 total record) Is walford better than Ohio State. 4.Why do girls use lipstick if their lips can move afterwards 5.If winners never quit and quitters never win what loser said quit when your ahead 6.If a cannibal eats a clown does it taste funny 7.This question is still false T. F 8.Would a fly without wings be called a walk 9.Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets 10. Are we really going to have a solar eclipse on august first or is Rosie O donnel just going skydiving that day. 11.If a book about failures doesn’t sell is it a success 12. If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation 13.Why is lemonade made with natural flavors and dishwashing soap made with real lemons 14.Why do vegetarians bite their nails 15.Why do stores open 24/7 have locks on their doors. 16. Why is a boxing ring square 17.Why isn’t a black box black? 18. Why is the word abbreviation so long 19. What is the speed of dark? 20. If Jesus was born from a virgin spent 30 years from his life teaching, was arrested, crucified, goes to hell, resurrects, spends another year with us, goes up to heaven for a couple years to perform miracles through saints, comes down ends the world, judges everybody, makes a new world, and governs us for all time. Where would you put his retirement? 21. If a disease which made us all into zombies appeared one day what crazy 30 letter name would scientist give it. 22. This is the end of the quiz Ha Just Kidding 23.If a cripple decided to be a comedian would he still be a standup. 24.Why is it when people ask what are three things would bring with you to a desert island nobody says an “a boat”. 25.Why is a person who plays piano called a pianist but a person who races cars not called a racist 26. If friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life wouldn’t that make us all cannibals? 27. What would you get if you combine Tim from Pa, Marilyn Manson, and Bob saget 28.Why is Disney’s little mermaid like 6 feet tall 29.Why do vegetarians go on and on and on about cruelty to animals but forget to mention anything about pesticides. 30. I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed? 31.If tin whistles are made of tin, what is fog horns made up of? 32.If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a Half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds Out Of a dill pickle? 33. You can say your name forwards (tom) and you can say your name backwards (mot) but can you say it sideways? 34. Where is the city of Old Orleans? 35.Why do companies think its good advertisement to ask women if they Got Milk? 36.Why do you have to use your driver’s license to buy alcohol if you can’t drink and drive? 37- Why do we never see any “ don’t drink and fly commercials” wouldn’t that be more dangerous? 38- If Smokey the bear is so into fire safety why is his forest always on fire? 39-Why is Greenland full of snow and Iceland completely warm? 40- If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil in the world is it still a #2
1.You are driving on a 25 mph road with a state copper watching you on the side of the road. You accidentally fall off a cliff and end up going 250 mph and survive. Do you get a ticket 2.This question is false. T F. 3.If Appalachian state ( a division 2 school) beats Michigan ( div. 1 #5 team in the nation ) and Michigan goes on to beat Notre Dame( div. 1 team) who goes on to beat USC on a fluke ( just kidding div. 1 number 1 team in the nation) who goes on to get beat by Virginia tech. Making LSU the # 1 team in the nation for like 3 hours till they got beat and making Ohio state the # 1 team in the nation until they get beat by Michigan( obviously) who go on to get beat in the rose bowl by LSU. Meanwhile Appalachian state goes on to get beat by walford (div.2 3-9 total record) Is walford better than Ohio State. 4.Why do girls use lipstick if their lips can move afterwards 5.If winners never quit and quitters never win what loser said quit when your ahead 6.If a cannibal eats a clown does it taste funny 7.This question is still false T. F 8.Would a fly without wings be called a walk 9.Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets 10. Are we really going to have a solar eclipse on august first or is Rosie O donnel just going skydiving that day. 11.If a book about failures doesn’t sell is it a success 12. If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation 13.Why is lemonade made with natural flavors and dishwashing soap made with real lemons 14.Why do vegetarians bite their nails 15.Why do stores open 24/7 have locks on their doors. 16. Why is a boxing ring square 17.Why isn’t a black box black? 18. Why is the word abbreviation so long 19. What is the speed of dark? 20. If Jesus was born from a virgin spent 30 years from his life teaching, was arrested, crucified, goes to hell, resurrects, spends another year with us, goes up to heaven for a couple years to perform miracles through saints, comes down ends the world, judges everybody, makes a new world, and governs us for all time. Where would you put his retirement? 21. If a disease which made us all into zombies appeared one day what crazy 30 letter name would scientist give it. 22. This is the end of the quiz Ha Just Kidding 23.If a cripple decided to be a comedian would he still be a standup. 24.Why is it when people ask what are three things would bring with you to a desert island nobody says an “a boat”. 25.Why is a person who plays piano called a pianist but a person who races cars not called a racist 26. If friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life wouldn’t that make us all cannibals? 27. What would you get if you combine Tim from Pa, Marilyn Manson, and Bob saget 28.Why is Disney’s little mermaid like 6 feet tall 29.Why do vegetarians go on and on and on about cruelty to animals but forget to mention anything about pesticides. 30. I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed? 31.If tin whistles are made of tin, what is fog horns made up of? 32.If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a Half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds Out Of a dill pickle? 33. You can say your name forwards (tom) and you can say your name backwards (mot) but can you say it sideways? 34. Where is the city of Old Orleans? 35.Why do companies think its good advertisement to ask women if they Got Milk? 36.Why do you have to use your driver’s license to buy alcohol if you can’t drink and drive? 37- Why do we never see any “ don’t drink and fly commercials” wouldn’t that be more dangerous? 38- If Smokey the bear is so into fire safety why is his forest always on fire? 39-Why is Greenland full of snow and Iceland completely warm? 40- If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil in the world is it still a #2
