Roll Call

[stanleyg]

Our King Jesus Christ has promoted me as the airline steward to administrate His roll call for our itinerary to travel back home. If you're ready, then please sign up to join the rapture. If you're not ready, but wish for your name to be on the roll call anyway, then feel free to come register. Be sure to email or text message family, friends, neighbors and/or associates about our roll call. If they don't hear, then how will they know or be saved?Each name not on our Lord's roll call will be left behind when our Lord arrives to pick us up. Amen!Prov14:35 The king's favour is toward a wise servant: but his wrath is against him that causeth shame

 

[Christina]

StanleygThanks for the offer but there has been a change in plans jesus decided that he wants us to come to him instead of him coming down here we are all supposed to Jump on the same day at the same time .This will cause a change in the orbit of the earth and we'll end up landing in heaven.Please see the following link for the your proper time zone.its important that we all be jumping at the same time http://www.worldjumpday.org/

 

[khrystyanalee]

(LOL)Wow! Thanks kriss. Now I can get all my affairs in order before we make the jump. I feel so relieved.

 

[gibby]

Man, I missed it. Just think, if I would have got the message in time, my jump could have been the one jump that would have made it a success. Oh well. I will just have to wait to be taken up with Jesus.

 

[Xeoncross]

I miss the roll call, the jump, and now dinner - I just can't get this endtime thing together....

 

[Christina]

Oh yea of little faith do you not beleive God can bring about another JUMPIN day,(LOL)

 

[David]

Maybe we should start "The rapture of the jumping day!"(Those who don't jump get left behind for the real jump that you don't actually have to do because there is a roll call that isn't necessary for the rapture so that you can be in the rapture....)hmm.....

 

[Christina]

Jumpin joseafat ! now Im confussed