The State Of The Onion Address

[Hidden In Him]

Ok, I'm self-banning soon, but I simply couldn't resist. Has anyone else seen Biden's "State of the Union Address" tonight? My goodness. I hate to be disrespectful, but honestly... I can't tell if he's a cauliflower or a broccoli, but we have a vegetable sitting in the office of the Presidency of the United States. I've never seen more slurs in my life...

Some of the highlights:

- "Putin may surround Kiev with tanks, but he will never gain the hearts and minds of the Uranian people." Where exactly is Urania? I'm pretty sure it's far, far away, on the outskirts of our galaxy, where our President's mind is.

- "We spent months building coalitions with other freedy-loving nations in Europe and the Americas." I'm guessing he was shooting for freedom-loving nations, but out came freedy, which sounds a lot like "freebie." I suppose there are a lot of freebie-loving nations out there. Who doesn't love a good freebie?

- "We're cutting off Russia's largest banks from international financial systems, preventing Russia's Central Bank from defending the Russell Ruble." Who's Russell? Is there some new form of Russian currency out there I have not been made aware of?

I suppose it gets worse. There were literally dozens of them. I had to stop watching because someone was laughing too loud. It was me.

Btw, this is not a political bash, no matter what it might look like. I'd truly like to support the man; he's my President after all, despite the fact that I'm a Republican. But good Heavens. Truth is stranger than fiction, and so help me God, so went our "State of the Onion" Address.

 

[quietthinker]

Ok, I'm self-banning soon, but I simply couldn't resist. Has anyone else seen Biden's "State of the Union Address" tonight? My goodness. I hate to be disrespectful, but honestly... I can't tell if he's a cauliflower or a broccoli, but we have a vegetable sitting in the office of the Presidency of the United States. I've never seen more slurs in my life...

Some of the highlights:

- "Putin may surround Kiev with tanks, but he will never gain the hearts and minds of the Uranian people." Where exactly is Urania? I'm pretty sure it's far, far away, on the outskirts of our galaxy, where our President's mind is.

- "We spent months building coalitions with other freedy-loving nations in Europe and the Americas." I'm guessing he was shooting for freedom-loving nations, but out came freedy, which sounds a lot like "freebie." I suppose there are a lot of freebie-loving nations out there. Who doesn't love a good freebie?

- "We're cutting off Russia's largest banks from international financial systems, preventing Russia's Central Bank from defending the Russell Ruble." Who's Russell? Is there some new form of Russian currency out there I have not been made aware of?

I suppose it gets worse. There were literally dozens of them. I had to stop watching because someone was laughing too loud. It was me.

Btw, this is not a political bash, no matter what it might look like. I'd truly like to support the man; he's my President after all, despite the fact that I'm a Republican. But good Heavens. Truth is stranger than fiction, and so help me God, so went our "State of the Onion" Address.

Your language is not persuasive, Hidden!

 

[Hidden In Him]

Your language is not persuasive, Hidden!

Seriously. It was hard to take.

 

[Hidden In Him]

Nancy Pelosi had to sit behind him the entire time, and she looked a little like that after awhile too.

 

[Cassandra]

Oh, that's just so nice.

 

[Hidden In Him]

Oh, that's just so nice.

It doesn't grieve you that the most powerful nation on earth, or maybe the once most powerful nation, has the least cognitive leader?

I suppose I laugh to keep from being grieved.

 

[Hidden In Him]

Oh, that's just so nice.

I will say this: He gets a little better with the latter half of the speech, probably because it was more rehearsed, but the early portion is just atrocious.

Is the State of the Union tele-prompted, or no?

 

[quietthinker]

It doesn't grieve you that the most powerful nation on earth, or maybe the once most powerful nation, has the least cognitive leader?

I suppose I laugh to keep from being grieved.

I don't have that problem with onions, I mix them with tomatoes and douse them with lemon juice.

 

[Hidden In Him]

I don't have that problem with onions, I mix them with tomatoes and douse them with lemon juice.

I think it's too late, but thanks for the tip just the same, LoL.

 

[quietthinker]

I think it's too late, but thanks for the tip just the same, LoL.

Perhaps you could try it with sliced cucumber?

 

[Hidden In Him]

Perhaps you could try it with sliced cucumber?

Thanks for the laughs, LoL. I suppose it's funnier for you cuz you don't have to suffer through this.

Oh, that's just so nice.

Alright. He did get much more lucid the longer he went, so I suppose I will have this thread taken down. I was just wondering if anyone else out there felt my pain.

@Heart2Soul, @lforrest, @Angelina. Please have this thread closed. Probably only a matter of time before some truly malicious type shows up and starts going on about the evil Democrats. I was just trying to vent a little with some light-hearted (albeit mildly disrespectful) humor. I won't be the only one in this country to bring it up.
- H

 

[quietthinker]

Thanks for the laughs, LoL. I suppose it's funnier for you cuz you don't have to suffer through this.

Onions are better than warheads....or maybe I have that one wrong.

 

[lforrest]

Thanks for the laughs, LoL. I suppose it's funnier for you cuz you don't have to suffer through this.


Alright. He did get much more lucid the longer he went, so I suppose I will have this thread taken down. I was just wondering if anyone else out there felt my pain.

@Heart2Soul, @lforrest, @Angelina. Please have this thread closed. Probably only a matter of time before some truly malicious type shows up and starts going on about the evil Democrats. I was just trying to vent a little with some light-hearted (albeit mildly disrespectful) humor. I won't be the only one in this country to bring it up.
- H

ok