Why Men Shouldn't Go to the Grocery Store

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs

She is sooo funny!

"Don't go rafting without a Baptist in the boat!"

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She is funny, I didn't know there were any comedians with clean humor.
 

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What did he do wrong? He's buying in bulk to prepare for hard times like many men do. I guess I'm just too left brained to figure what the problem is.
 

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It seems that we are viewing this lovely ladies footprints. Hope another arises of similar humorous, Godly caliber... ^_^
 

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Madad21 said:
I hate shopping, does my head in
My wife does the shopping. She insists. Strongly.

Maybe that's why I feel so sensitive about this....
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I dont mind pushing the trolly, but she keeps asking me what I want to eat after I just had a big feed from the kabab place.

I just say chicken.
 

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My friends hubby went out to do some basic shopping for the family with a numbered list in hand. He came back with 30 large cans of spaghetti cos they were on special...they spent 3 months eating spaghetti... When a guy does the shopping, it should not be called a "grocery list" but rather a "wish list" ;)

Vot - I'm gonna help you with this one. Imagine that your car needed an oil change. You go out in the garage with that intent in mind. After a few hours, you return satisfied because you finally got around to giving that car a thorough clean out and polish...but you didn't get around to changing the oil :huh:
 

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Well, my wife read it and explained it to me in a way even a child could understand.

.....still befuddled...
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I think there's nothing more manly than bringing home a doomsday supply of flour. Anyone more manly than that would just be a walking testicle.
 

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And that is what happens when you do not cook with your spouse.

They have NO clue of what is what.

Sadly many young women do not know how to cook anymore.

The guys are now doing it like the way they used to work on cars some 40 or more years ago.

They have every kitchen gadget under the sun. They know what foods pair with what. They have become like
chefs. Pots, pans, a myriad of spatulas just for one or two applications.

And they talk about the whole thing like they used to with cars. And produce, they know the difference between a single cream brie and a
a triple. They can tell the difference between a duck liver pate and a goose. It is amazing to hear and watch them call out brand names like
they used to do with cars and tools to repair them.

Whereas the girls wantr take away, seat on the couch and netflix. Or they will reheat some frozen rubbish in the microwave and grab a
bag of biscuits.

Very sad.