Clinton Lies
1. We were surrounded by sniper fire
2. Benghazi was caused by an anti-Muslim video
3. I get $200,000 for speeches.. just because (& no, I won’t reveal transcripts of speeches [not a lie there])
4. I didn’t know it was wrong to set up a private server
5. I didn’t know it was wrong not to secure Top Secret information
6. I didn’t think it was wrong to violate the laws of the US
[the list goes on..]
DumbOld Grump Lies
1. [Regarding the Israel/Palestinian problem], the US needs to be more neutral [!]
2. Nobody’s more pro-Israel than I am [not even Netanyahu?]
3. My [fake] school [that ripped people off] is NOT closed (..you lying media!) [but it IS closed, as proven by Megan Kelly]
4. My [fake] school got an A rating [Not! Megyn (or is it Megan?) Kelly showed us that that was also a bold-faced lie; the school got a D- rating before it was closed]
5. All US Muslim citizens are jihadists or sympathetic to them
6. Putin is admirable
7. US soldiers will obey my orders even if the orders are unlawful [!]
8. I will pay you, Construction workers [said workers are now suing him for not paying them]
9. “Only Rosie” [According to The DumOld, Rosie was the only female he ridiculed or made tasteless/crass/sexist remarks about, but we found out this was just another lie]
10. I love [fill in the blanks, but for starters: “I love the Mexicans,” “I love Iowa,” “I love South Carolina.” Please! The pandering is downright embarrassing!]
11. Megyn Kelly is crazy and sick (as is anyone who doesn’t like me.. WAAAAAAAAAAAA!)
12. My people didn’t touch that protester
13. My people didn’t touch Michelle Fields. She is a liar (as is anyone who doesn’t like me. WAAAHHH!)
14. I haven’t done anything I need to be forgiven for [Whoa.. That looks like the biggest whopper of all!!]
15. I’m a uniter
]
16. “Eminent domain is wonderful” (as long as no one is taking land from ME, of course! When I am president, I won’t have to worry about that, just like Obama doesn’t have to worry about violating the law. I’ll be protected against all consequences of my lawlessness, which is the main reason I want to be president, so I don’t have to obey the same laws the low-life Joe Blow peons have to adhere to.. those dummies who voted for me.. [OK, so I have no proof of DT saying/implying/thinking.. anything beyond the quotes.. but.. hmmm.. Why do we believe it anyway?]
17. I’m a Republican [Right.. Republicans always vote for Democrats! It’s what they do! ..Democrats like John Kerry, Jimmy Carter, over Ronald Reagan.. etc.. Rs always support liberals like Nancy Pelosi, Rohm Emmanuel, Harry Reid, the Gang of 8.. Actually, we wonder: Why is DumOld Grump even IN the R party? Shouldn’t those running for president be screened first, before passing themselves off to the American people as Republican?]
18. I’m a Christian [Right.. Christians are known for hating 80% of.. everyone.. we all know that.. especially people who have the nerve to disagree w/ them, don't vote for them.. Yeh, Christians are notorious, aren’t they, for supporting the abortion-procedure-manipulating, felony-committing, profit-loving, baby-killing, murder-promoting Planned Parenthood.. Yeh, and we know Christians are known for slandering people right and left.. suing people right & left.. not paying their employees.. violating immigration laws (being convicted of “conspiracy to hire” illegals..)]
(i think it was "Little Marco" who called him a con artist)
:mellow:
1. We were surrounded by sniper fire
2. Benghazi was caused by an anti-Muslim video
3. I get $200,000 for speeches.. just because (& no, I won’t reveal transcripts of speeches [not a lie there])
4. I didn’t know it was wrong to set up a private server
5. I didn’t know it was wrong not to secure Top Secret information
6. I didn’t think it was wrong to violate the laws of the US
[the list goes on..]
DumbOld Grump Lies
1. [Regarding the Israel/Palestinian problem], the US needs to be more neutral [!]
2. Nobody’s more pro-Israel than I am [not even Netanyahu?]
3. My [fake] school [that ripped people off] is NOT closed (..you lying media!) [but it IS closed, as proven by Megan Kelly]
4. My [fake] school got an A rating [Not! Megyn (or is it Megan?) Kelly showed us that that was also a bold-faced lie; the school got a D- rating before it was closed]
5. All US Muslim citizens are jihadists or sympathetic to them
6. Putin is admirable
7. US soldiers will obey my orders even if the orders are unlawful [!]
8. I will pay you, Construction workers [said workers are now suing him for not paying them]
9. “Only Rosie” [According to The DumOld, Rosie was the only female he ridiculed or made tasteless/crass/sexist remarks about, but we found out this was just another lie]
10. I love [fill in the blanks, but for starters: “I love the Mexicans,” “I love Iowa,” “I love South Carolina.” Please! The pandering is downright embarrassing!]
11. Megyn Kelly is crazy and sick (as is anyone who doesn’t like me.. WAAAAAAAAAAAA!)
12. My people didn’t touch that protester
13. My people didn’t touch Michelle Fields. She is a liar (as is anyone who doesn’t like me. WAAAHHH!)
14. I haven’t done anything I need to be forgiven for [Whoa.. That looks like the biggest whopper of all!!]
15. I’m a uniter
]16. “Eminent domain is wonderful” (as long as no one is taking land from ME, of course! When I am president, I won’t have to worry about that, just like Obama doesn’t have to worry about violating the law. I’ll be protected against all consequences of my lawlessness, which is the main reason I want to be president, so I don’t have to obey the same laws the low-life Joe Blow peons have to adhere to.. those dummies who voted for me.. [OK, so I have no proof of DT saying/implying/thinking.. anything beyond the quotes.. but.. hmmm.. Why do we believe it anyway?]
17. I’m a Republican [Right.. Republicans always vote for Democrats! It’s what they do! ..Democrats like John Kerry, Jimmy Carter, over Ronald Reagan.. etc.. Rs always support liberals like Nancy Pelosi, Rohm Emmanuel, Harry Reid, the Gang of 8.. Actually, we wonder: Why is DumOld Grump even IN the R party? Shouldn’t those running for president be screened first, before passing themselves off to the American people as Republican?]
18. I’m a Christian [Right.. Christians are known for hating 80% of.. everyone.. we all know that.. especially people who have the nerve to disagree w/ them, don't vote for them.. Yeh, Christians are notorious, aren’t they, for supporting the abortion-procedure-manipulating, felony-committing, profit-loving, baby-killing, murder-promoting Planned Parenthood.. Yeh, and we know Christians are known for slandering people right and left.. suing people right & left.. not paying their employees.. violating immigration laws (being convicted of “conspiracy to hire” illegals..)]
(i think it was "Little Marco" who called him a con artist)
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