1.You became an atheist when you were 10 years old, based on ideas of G-d that you learned in Sunday School. Your ideas about G-d haven't changed since. 2.You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent G-d is for people to have FUN. 3.You believe that extra drippy ice-cream is a logical proof against the existence of G-d, because an omniscient G-d would know how to stop the ice-cream from being extra drippy, an omnipotent G-d would have the ability to stop the ice-cream from being extra drippy, and by golly, an omnibenevolent G-d wouldn't want your ice-cream to be extra drippy. 4.Although you've memorized a half a dozen proofs that He doesn't exist, you still think you're G-d's gift to the ignorant Christian masses. 5.You believe the astronomical size of the universe somehow disproves G-d, as if G-d needed a tiny universe in order to exist. 6.You think questions like, "Can G-d create a rock so big that He cannot lift it?" and, "Can G-d will Himself out of existence?" are perfect examples of how to disprove G-d's omnipotence and ultimately how to disprove G-d. When someone proves to you the false logic behind the questions (i.e. pitting G-d's omnipotence against itself), you desperately try to defend the questions, but then give up and go to a different Christian site to ask them. 7.Related to the above, you spend a great deal of your spare time writing to Christian websites asking them these very questions. 8.You declare on a public forum that you are "furious at G-d for not existing." 9.You spend hours arguing that a-theism actually means "without a belief in G-d " and not just " belief that there is no god" as if this is a meaningful distinction in real life. 10.You consistently deny the existence of G-d because you personally have never seen him but you reject out of hand personal testimony from theists who claim to have experienced G-d as a reality in their lives. 11.You can make the existence of pink unicorns the center-piece of a philosophical critique. 12.You insist that "the burden of proof is on he that alleges/accuses", and "it's impossible to prove a negative", then state "That's what Christians do. They lie. Their most common lie is that they were once atheists." When reminded about the burden of proof bit, you reply with, "Well, prove Christians don't lie!" 13.You adamantly believe that the "G-d of the gaps" idea is an essential tenet of orthodox Christian faith espoused by all the great Christian thinkers throughout history. 14.When you were a child, someone came down with a deadly disease and prayed and prayed for G-d to take it away. G-d did not remove the disease and your friend died. You ask other Christians why they had to die when they were such a nice person and never harmed anyone. Dissatisfied with their answers, you suddenly decide that there is no G-d and that all Christians are nothing but lying, conniving con artists and hypocrites....all that is except for your friend who died. 15.You call a view held by less than ten percent of the American public "common sense". 16.You're a spoiled fourteen year old boy who lives in the suburbs and you go into a chat room to declare that, "I know there is no G-d because no loving G-d would allow anyone to suffer as much as I...hold on. My cell phone's ringing." 17.You attack your fellow atheists, who hold the "belief that there is no god", calling them "liars," and state that, "I do not deny the existence of any god. I just don't believe in any." Then you tell someone that their G-d is "made up." When someone calls you on this, you state, "I never made such a claim." 18.Going with the definition of "without a belief in G-d", you insist that all people are born atheists, and that dogs, cats, rocks, and trees are as well. You make statements like, "My dog is an atheist. Ask him about his lack of belief." 19.You believe that if something cannot be touched, seen, heard, or measured in some way, then it must not exist, yet you fail to see the irony of your calling Christians "narrow-minded". 20.You say that there is no G-d and that those who believe in G-d do so in blind faith, yet your claim that there is no G-d also rests on blind faith. 21.While you don't believe in G-d, you feel justified on bashing G-d or attacking those who believe in something that you KNOW doesn't exist, fighting against or even discussing about a non-existent being are the symptoms of mental illness! 22.You complain when Christians appeal to their emotions when justifying their belief in G-d yet you feel justified on appealing to your emotions for lack of belief in G-d. 23.You blame God for the starvation, sickness, pain and suffering in the world...when, indeed, it is MAN's greed, politics, selfishness and apathy that not only causes, but also ignores the sick and the starving masses. We aren't our brothers' keepers....but we should be.