The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

[rockytopva]

Dudley Dickerson in another funny one...

 

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I wonder for how long the driver of the Google maps car laughed at that one.

 

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[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* You can learn a lot about a person if you’ll be quiet and listen to them talk. *

 

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[Matthias]

* First one that came to my mind. *

 

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[St. SteVen]

The Philosophy of Words​

(So to Speak)

• Why isn't phonetics spelled phonetically?
• Why are there Braille signs at the drive-through windows at the bank?
• If a deaf kid swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
• What's another word for synonym?
• Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
• Is it possible to be "totally partial?"
• Would a fly that loses its wings be called a "walk?"
• If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
• If people can have triplets and quadruplets why not singlets and doublets?
• Is Atheism a non-prophet organization.
• I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
  "Where is the self-help section?" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
• Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
• If flying is so safe, why is the airport called 'terminal'?

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Authors: Some are from George Carlin and Stephen Wright; others are unknown
Contributors: Wanda Wilson & John Masher

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[St. SteVen]

I was looking for the joke series that starts this way...

- Why do we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway?
- Why does your nose run but your feet smell?
- Why is there braille signage on the bank drive-through?

Does anyone recall the rest of it? Thanks.

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[Debp]

The Arab comic.
Brief video.

 

[Debp]

Lol.