Ahahaha! Not sure that would go over very well! I have lost my balance because of injuries and sometimes look like I have been drinking (because I'm too proud to use a cane

) The matriarch at the Church I was attending at that time pulled me aside and said, and not so kindly, "have you been drinking"? I was so taken aback and embarrassed, so I tried to give her the short story of my nerve damage in my lower legs and loss of all metatarsal padding on my right foot...I don't think she believed me! She pretty much ignored me from then on. So glad I left that place!