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ROFL!!!!! I love that last one!

(Mikey;42961) I'm not necessarily talking about new world order end times stuff. But doesn't anyone else notice how the world has become some new age pagan earth worshiping bunch? "Save the planet, have an abortion" extremists everywhere... If you don't "believe" in global warming you are...

(kriss;42805) Now thats funny LGF see even you can learn to tell a joke:) proof God can perform miracles:) hahaha now thats funny!!

My advice is read Job. That is the best book of the bible I would suggest about suffering. Have you considered that this could be a testing of your faith? That you are being tested to see if through all these trials and difficult parts of your life you will continue to look to God.

What caused you to lose your faith?

(Dukester;42814) Homosexual,you quit,repent=Christian LifestyleHomosexual,you don't quit,don't repent=Un-Christian LifestyleThe difference is,Christian Lifestyle we know we will sin,we repent of our sins. We are Christian.You are homosexual,you never repent you are not living the Christian life...

(Red_Letters88;40672) Im almost done with Screwtape Letters, is Mere Christianity worth it? ABSOLUTELY!

(Cybella;42580) Hello all! I am not a Christian, but I have come here to learn. I have many doubts, but I am open to the possibility of conversion. Welcome! We will do our best to answer all of your questions, and as long as you come in with an open mind then I believe you will enjoy and gain...

I'm confused, you repeated yourself a few times their

(Wakka;42688) Interesting.I'm sorry, but a gay person cannot live a Christian life. It's a sin just like theft, murder, fornication, etc. It's a sin, and a person who sins cannot be in the same line with God.You two can be best buds though . This is ridiculous! So your saying somebody who sins...

Yall are confusing me with your responses. Their sin is just like any of ours. And everyone here is a sinner, but we are forgiven. But we are still sinners none the less. I don't see why people address homosexuality like it is different from any other sin!To Disorderedattracition:I understand...

HAHA!! Nice one Kriss

"Or when ever my parents try to find fault with the bible or Christ.)"Something like that should get u a little angry but you should try and control it.

Welcome to the board! My best friends name is Richard, that can only be a good sign!

Last one is my favorite because the ending is so unexpected

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!""Woah, what the heck happened to him?""Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over...

Here's another, more appropriate for this site:A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".The husband said, " You are in charge of...

Ok I just heard this ridiculous joke and I couldn't resist telling yall.There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st...

I am intrigued, I will make sure to check in on Tuesday.

I have no problem standing up for a friend, but if I am the only one being hit then I would be much more reluctant to strike back. Still, being human there is only so much I could take before my emotions would probably get the best of me and i would fight back.