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So, what's the punch line?

Sorry. Your cobber Kenny Copeland has already started it! :-)

Time to hop to the next joke.

If someone drops an egg on your head, the yoke will be on you alright, then you might crack up and go into your shell, and end up scrambled!

I think the joke sucks.

Won't have room for it. I already have one great white telephone in my bathroom. (this is an intellectual one for excessive beer drinkers).

Yep. They were a right pear!

There are some who make it happen; There are those who watch it happen; There are those who wonder what the hell happened!

Did you know that a dyslectic scientist does shimeestry in the balobatory?

Do you know that Confucius said, "Sick person must be patient"?

When Jesus talking about "spitting out of My mouth", He meant the lukewarm church, not the individuals in it. Obviously, as in any church, there are the totally committed Bible-believers who love the Lord, and there are the "nominal" professors of Christianity. At the day of Judgment, the...

:eek: Huh?

I'm just seeking clarification on where you stand. I don't agree with the prosperity and guaranteed healing preachers either. I don't believe that they are actually Christian, but are cultish. Because they seem to be dominant in Youtube in the video examples we have of Charismatics, we are...

No I'm not. You are the one who is making the statement about people not having enough faith to see God's miracle working power in action. All I did was to encourage you to put your own faith into action, if you believe that you can just go and lay hands on sick people and guarantee their...

I suggest you do a little more research about the Charismatic movement in general and not just a small part of it that is heretical.

One of the sons was a father himself of a son who wasn't there.

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does...

I just bought another car. It is a Rolls Canardly. It rolls down one side of the hill and can hardly get up the other.

Well, if we could work all that out to our satisfaction, He wouldn't be God, would He? God has foreknowledge because He exists out of time. He gave man free will He knows what man is going to do - whether to receive Christ or not. He doesn't influence their choice even though He knows what it...