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You get the cigar! You are a pretty good lateral thinker. How about this one? A man is lying face down in a snow covered field. He has a pack on his back. There are no footprints leading to or away from him. How did he get there?

He had the hiccups.

Is that why you wouldn't go to a hospital without a gown or mask and start laying hands on virus victims for healing? You can talk of others not practising what they preach, but what about you? You are putting yourself above others who wouldn't go near virus affected people, but I don't think...

He made Adam and Eve perfect. But everything changed and mankind is no longer as it pleases God. What do you think the changes were?

hiccups.

Nope. Guess again.

I don't eat apples. I just use my iPad as a normal computer.

A guy goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The guy says, "Thank you very much" and walks out. Why was this?

If it was, then I must be disobeying God several times a day, because I like snacking on apples.

When two or more people view an event and then testify to it. Their composite testimonies give a clearer picture of what is going on instead of seeing what has happened from just one angle. The testimonies don't contradict each other. They compliment each other to give the complete picture...

About three or four stories high. I wonder if he needed to pray for his own neck after getting a pain in it by looking up so high?

The late healing evangelist Oral Roberts had a vision of a 90ft Jesus at one time...

That would involve funnyboneectomy preventing me from really appreciating Far Side cartoons!

The crunch time came when God discovered them and got the pip when He found out they had eaten the fruit.

It is just two different people giving their own perception of what they witnessed. This is why in a court of law, there needs to be a number of witnesses to authenticate an observed event. The variations in what different people see at an event is quite commonplace. Any intelligent person...

In support of your post: The Bible is God's communication with mankind. It is what the Holy Spirit wants us to know about God, His plan of salvation, how to get saved, and how to live a holy life glorifying to God. We know that the Holy Spirit does not make mistakes. Most of the errors that...

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I saw a very interesting take on the Scripture, 'My sheep hear My voice". It may not involve hearing a type of extra-Biblical voice speaking to us at all. When the context is examined it talks more of those whom the Father gives to Jesus for salvation, that those whom the Father knows will...

Did you know that obesity is pretty big right now?