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  1. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * But only if I’m not making a ticking sound in my chest or whistling Dixie. *
  2. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * The only thing this guy has decided is that he’s going to read. *
  3. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * I’ve got a 60’s song that I can’t get out of my head this evening. *
  4. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * They act like it comes with a guarantee. It doesn’t. And no, I don’t want to talk about it. *
  5. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Me too, because the alternative is super scary. *
  6. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Flashing back to that time my Hebrew language teacher asked me a question in the classroom when I said something in Hebrew that wasn’t supposed to be funny and the whole class laughed. This one is gonna give me a bad dream. *
  7. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * The Temptation of Fred. *
  8. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Dry run to prepare you for retirement. *
  9. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * If that’s not the way it is, that’s the way it should be. I’d support making it a law. *
  10. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * If you choose not to, there may be a Firestone in your future. *
  11. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * What’s up with bears today? Man are they touchy, and talk about carrying a grudge? *
  12. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * My problem isn’t realizing it. My problem is sometimes forgetting that I have. *
  13. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Not the same bear who wanted to heat up Goldilocks’ shower, is it? That girl has ticked off a bunch of bears in the neighborhood with her shenanigans. *
  14. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * I’m not saying the cat’s wrong but what if Alice had known where she wanted to go and told the cat? Never trust a cat to give you directions. That’s my motto and it’s never let me down yet. *
  15. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Got to have a magnifying glass safe if you’re going to keep one in the house. *
  16. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * “So let it be written; so let it be done.” *