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  1. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Then hang up the phone and wait. It won’t be long before there’s a knock at the door. That’s fine, if that’s what you’re going for. *
  2. Matthias

    The happy thread

    *Depending on who’s telling the story, and to whom the story is told, the number of sheep she lost flockulates. *
  3. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Let’s calm down a bit. That’s a possibility, but not the only one. *
  4. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * I don’t know who wrote this but it might or might not have been a naturist. *
  5. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * No, but there are times when I see it all around me. *
  6. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Not just any old knight. That’s the polite knight. *
  7. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Daylight Saving Time has its limitations. *
  8. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Doesn’t have to be. Designed for a good purpose. Just got to remember that, find out what that good purpose is, and get back to it. *
  9. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * A fiend, if ever there was one. *
  10. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * About ten to twelve years, from the look of him. *
  11. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Milo’s a good boy with a bad boy dream. Wake up, Milo. *
  12. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Well, did he or didn’t he? *
  13. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Get a thicker coat and a bigger shovel. *
  14. Matthias

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    * Nope. No one, not even a veteran veterinarian, can. *
  15. Matthias

    Are you sending your neighbors to Hell?

    No yapping while napping. Death is a nap; immortal worms a bad dream.
  16. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * “Ah. What I would give for another day like that.“ So what’s keeping you from it? *
  17. Matthias

    The happy thread

  18. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Just give me a spoon and a bowl, some milk and cereal to go along with my books, and I could survive for a very long time. *
  19. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * And that’s when the trouble starts. *
  20. Matthias

    The happy thread

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