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Just wanted to remember/memorialize the brave passengers and what happened 19 years ago. Do you remember where you were or what you were doing when the planes flew into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center? I heard about the first plane, and so immediately started to watch TV, so I saw...

What I remember most about my dad’s jokes is my mother’s reaction. While everyone else was howling at one of his punch lines, my mom would always respond, “Bernard, no one thinks you’re funny.”

I tried having my mother’s phone disconnected, but the customer-service rep told me that since the account was in my dad’s name, he’d have to be the one to put in the request. The fact that he’d been dead for 40 years didn’t sway her. Then a solution hit me: “If I stop paying the bill, you can...

I like the NKJV....it just leaves out the thee's and the thou's. Because many of us learned memory verses using the KJV, it's easier to remember them.

Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: “Dear, breakfast is made. I’ve gone shopping to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you!” He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough...

This one really made me chuckle! Good one!

A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife's hearing. The doctor says, "Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears you." The man goes home, sees his wife in the kitchen, cutting carrots on the countertop. About 15 feet away he says, "Honey, what's for...

I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!” My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. After...

Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage? A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener! A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor... A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her...

Covid-19 humor.... To those who are complaining about the quarantine period and curfews, just remember that your grandparents were called to war, you are being called to sit on the couch and watch Netflix. You can do this. - How come the liquor stores don't have empty shelves? Don't people...