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  1. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * That’s enough, mister. Call off your dog. *
  2. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * The soup Nazi’s pelican operated business down the street. *
  3. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * The signs were all there but she saw what she wanted to see and disregarded the rest. *
  4. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * The trick worked so well that now I don’t want to eat my own food. *
  5. Matthias

    QUOTE for the day

    “Crucial to my hermeneutic: We should read the Old Testament like the apostles do.” - Mitch Chase
  6. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * First date or not, garlic is a snake repellant. Maybe he’s looking for an opportunity to end this date night early. *
  7. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * In hindsight, and completely unknown to history, Pavlov spent the rest of his life lamenting that he didn’t experiment on dogs first. *
  8. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * The good news: It ain’t over until it’s over. The bad news: It ain’t over until it’s over. *
  9. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * A tall tale telling dog. *
  10. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Chicken… I don’t know if it was chicken that closed the door. I would be chicken to clean the fridge. *
  11. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Rare photo of a hobo bird. *
  12. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard. *
  13. Matthias

    The good the bad, and the rest

    God and the Messiah are both called elohim in scripture. That does, in fact, make two persons who are called elohim. One is worshipped as God and the other is worshipped as the messianic king. Cp. 1 Chronicles 29:20. None of that has anything to do with “monotheistic atheism”.
  14. Matthias

    The good the bad, and the rest

    That’s not even remotely close to the definition of “monotheistic atheism”. “You believe in God, believe also in me.” - Jesus (John 14:1)
  15. Matthias

    The good the bad, and the rest

    That’s patently false; a self-inflicted wound. You’re making it up as you go. *** For readers who might be wondering, I believe the only Son of God is divine.
  16. Matthias

    The happy thread

    * Hire an expert in snake removal service. *
  17. Matthias

    The happy thread

  18. Matthias

    The good the bad, and the rest

    According to AI, “Monotheistic atheism is a term that some philosophers use to describe the belief that there is only one god, but that god does not exist.”