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  1. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Conversion chart. 1 Thalassotitan atrox = 4 feet, 10 inches. I think I might have seen this in an old Star Trek episode. ”Spock, how far is it to the next Thalassotitan watering hole? Approximately 3 atrox, Captain.” Or maybe it was in an episode of Battlestar Galactica. I don’t know. My...
  2. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Cassius Clay (Muhammad Ali) at his home in Louisville, KY in 1963. I don’t know if it’s true or not but I heard tell Forrest Gump is a distant relative of the champ. Maybe. I can see a possible family resemblance. *
  3. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Alexa’s been keeping a secret from her husband. *
  4. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Mr. Rosenberg is a gym rat. *
  5. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Irwin is my personal trainer down at the gym. Let him make a winner out of you. *
  6. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * It wasn’t always this way. I got it from taking repetitive tours at the gym. Do the work. *
  7. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Exactly what I was looking for in a gym. Same time tomorrow, or should I skip a day?” *
  8. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * No. I’ve been hit by a few shovels. I scan the crowd and ask, “Which one of them looks like he’s going to be the next one to try? *
  9. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * That’s why I wear ear plugs when I eat cake at night. *
  10. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * CAN IT BE UNSTUCK BY HOT LEAD? *
  11. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Mr. Ruffles will meet the cheeky squirrel another day. And when he does … You see, Mr. Ruffles‘ bite is worse than his bark, and a tattered squirrel will soon back me up on that.
  12. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Lower than the bar owner thought. *
  13. Matthias

    PETER AND PAUL AND THE RESURRECTION AND SALVATION

    Why are you asking? This is another reasonable question, and one that I would expect a newbie to ask. Are you telling me that you don’t see the body of Messiah presented in scripture? Are you telling me that the concept has no meaning whatsoever to you? If that really is the case, then we can...
  14. Matthias

    PETER AND PAUL AND THE RESURRECTION AND SALVATION

    Paul doesn’t say otherwise. I follow Paul because he, just like all of the other apostles, follows Jesus. Every follower of Jesus must follow the apostles.
  15. Matthias

    PETER AND PAUL AND THE RESURRECTION AND SALVATION

    The message of the grace of God is the message of the kingdom of God.
  16. Matthias

    PETER AND PAUL AND THE RESURRECTION AND SALVATION

    Are you telling me that you don’t believe the audience that Jesus and the apostles are addressing isn’t all of mankind?
  17. Matthias

    PETER AND PAUL AND THE RESURRECTION AND SALVATION

    Why if? Paul himself tells us that there is only one gospel. What do I do with it? I believe it. All of those things go hand in hand with fearing the one God.