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Pearl

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These are some of the Chocolate bars we have here in the UK and one day I was 'inspired' to write this list for fun.

WISPA: Silent orders, Quakers.

YORKIE: Like Terriers, holding on, very active, fearless and tenacious.

PICNICS: Al fresco/ street preachers or fair weather Christians.

MILKY WAY/GALAXY: People who have their heads in the clouds so that they are no earthly use.

AERO: Those with not much substance.

MARS: Prayer warriors

TWIX: Can't deciders

SNICKERS: The nutty ones.

FRUIT AND NUT: The ones who are a mix between spiritual fruit and religious nut.

TIME OUT: The ones who like short sermons.

TOBLERONE: Those who go between spiritual highs and lows.

LOOT: Some of the TV evangelists.

TREETS: (Melt in your mouth not in your hand.) The ones who can take the heat.

MINSTRELS: The musicians and good worshippers.

DRIFTER: Can't settle in one church.

TWIRL: They dance like David danced

LION BAR: The ones who make a lot of noise.

FLAKES: Speaks for itself.
 

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These are some of the Chocolate bars we have here in the UK and one day I was 'inspired' to write this list for fun.

WISPA: Silent orders, Quakers.

YORKIE: Like Terriers, holding on, very active, fearless and tenacious.

PICNICS: Al fresco/ street preachers or fair weather Christians.

MILKY WAY/GALAXY: People who have their heads in the clouds so that they are no earthly use.

AERO: Those with not much substance.

MARS: Prayer warriors

TWIX: Can't deciders

SNICKERS: The nutty ones.

FRUIT AND NUT: The ones who are a mix between spiritual fruit and religious nut.

TIME OUT: The ones who like short sermons.

TOBLERONE: Those who go between spiritual highs and lows.

LOOT: Some of the TV evangelists.

TREETS: (Melt in your mouth not in your hand.) The ones who can take the heat.

MINSTRELS: The musicians and good worshippers.

DRIFTER: Can't settle in one church.

TWIRL: They dance like David danced

LION BAR: The ones who make a lot of noise.

FLAKES: Speaks for itself.
How funny and apropos.
 
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Don't forget Forest Gump.... Life is like a Box of Chocolate....