Frequent flyers

[TLHKAJ]

Tell me ....what would you think if you boarded a plane that smelled strongly of urine/feces? Have you ever experienced that?

 

[Mantis]

Gross

 

[TLHKAJ]

Gross

Yes, gross and more than gross. What would you think would cause that?

 

[Mantis]

Yes, gross and more than gross. What would you think would cause that?

Probably a problem with the plumbing. Joe dirt…..

 

[TLHKAJ]

Probably a problem with the plumbing. Joe dirt…..

What does Joe dirt mean?

 

[Mantis]

What does Joe dirt mean?

Oh haha well the movie Joe Dirt. An airplane emptied its septic and it froze into a big poop ball and Joe Dirt found it and thought it was a valuable meteorite lol.

 

[TLHKAJ]

Oh haha well the movie Joe Dirt. An airplane emptied its septic and it froze into a big poop ball and Joe Dirt found it and thought it was a valuable meteorite lol.

Oh my goodness!! Lol
I am not an avid movie watcher so that went right over my head. lol

 

[Lambano]

Tell me ....what would you think if you boarded a plane that smelled strongly of urine/feces? Have you ever experienced that?

Ewww, ick!

My buddy's wife is an airline stewardess. I ought to have him ask her. She probably has a few stories she could tell...

 

[TLHKAJ]

Ewww, ick!

My buddy's wife is an airline stewardess. I ought to have him ask her. She probably has a few stories she could tell...

Please do. It would be very enlightening to know if a stewardess has encountered this.

 

[Lambano]

Please do. It would be very enlightening to know if a stewardess has encountered this.

I hope it wasn't Southwest airlines...

 

[TLHKAJ]

I hope it wasn't Southwest airlines...

Definitely wasn't SW Airlines....

 

[Lambano]

I've provided transportation for a friend with an elderly, incontinent mother, so I can see how these things happen. Now I always carry a towel in my car.

One of my vendors told us his "how was your flight?" story. Some guy got seriously schnockered in-flight, and the queue for the lavatory was too long, so he just "whipped out his johnson" (his words, not mine) and took a leak right there in the aisle. The police were waiting for him when the plane landed.

 

[Mantis]

I've provided transportation for a friend with an elderly, incontinent mother, so I can see how these things happen. Now I always carry a towel in my car.

One of my vendors told us his "how was your flight?" story. Some guy got seriously schnockered in-flight, and the queue for the lavatory was too long, so he just "whipped out his johnson" (his words, not mine) and took a leak right there in the aisle. The police were waiting for him when the plane landed.

Well there it is. Mystery solved! lol.