Has Anybody Seen Ralph?

[Rollo Tamasi]

So, nobody here will tell me who this "Ralph" is? I am beginning to think he's a fictional character...WHICH - means that I am forming my own image of this "Ralph" and it could be way off base.

You don't know Ralph?
You need to join the "incrowd".

 

[Nancy]

You don't know Ralph?
You need to join the "incrowd".

"You need to join the "incrowd"."
Nah, I don't even fit in with the "out" crowd

 

[Hidden In Him]

and how come you leave trees sitting in the way of your lawnmower?

I swear that tree jumped out at me...

Stupid tree. Bane of my existence.

Oh now ain't that sweet!
Does it fit your shape?

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And now you rub salt in the wound by mocking the figure God gave me...

SO I'M A LITTLE PLUMP! Is that reason to mock me?

For all you know, I'm a feakin' Superhero!

 

[Nancy]

I swear that tree jumped out at me...

Stupid tree. Bane of my existence.


And now you rub salt in the wound by mocking the figure God gave me...

SO I'M A LITTLE PLUMP! Is that reason to mock me?

For all you know, I'm a feakin' Superhero!

 

[Hidden In Him]

 

[GodsGrace]

I swear that tree jumped out at me...

Stupid tree. Bane of my existence.


And now you rub salt in the wound by mocking the figure God gave me...

SO I'M A LITTLE PLUMP! Is that reason to mock me?

For all you know, I'm a feakin' Superhero!

Hey!
God didn't give you that figure!
You got it from riding around in that bubble.

Want to change shape?
Get a nice sleek auto!!

This might do the trick...seeing as how you like
Batman and all...

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[GodsGrace]

LOL
(I don't believe you)

 

[stunnedbygrace]

Me and Ralph back in the day...................

That's not Ralph. His avatar looks like the kid from A Christmas Story. I remember Ralph from another forum.

 

[stunnedbygrace]

You're both nice men.
Who could kill such a pretty thing???

Ralph only has a bb gun. The most he could do is put out the deers eye, so don't worry.

 

[stunnedbygrace]

Ralph is a very extravagant guy.
He lives in crazy places,
drives crazy cars,
likes crazy sports,
you get the picture.

Ralph has gone missing in action.
He used to come around here about a year go.
I'd like to get him back.
Perhaps some here could help?
@"ByGrace" @Nancy @Rollo Tamasi @Hidden In Him @Grailhunter @Episkopos
@amadeus @bbyrd009 @aspen (with that cute avatar) @APAK
Who else? I know I'm forgetting many....
HELP!

If you see Ralph, bring him home.

He could be here:

Any other ideas?

Well...usually if @Miss Hepburn says his name three times fast, he appears.

 

[Miss Hepburn]

Well...usually if @Miss Hepburn says his name three times fast, he appears.

Gosh, that went right over my head!!! Myheadmyheadmyhead...

 

[stunnedbygrace]

Lol

 

[GodsGrace]

That's not Ralph. His avatar looks like the kid from A Christmas Story. I remember Ralph from another forum.

You may remember Ralph from another forum,,,
but apparently you don't know who he is.
He's not here right now.
We're trying to get him to log in.

 

[GodsGrace]

Well...usually if @Miss Hepburn says his name three times fast, he appears.

Sounds easier than anything we've tried...
@Miss Hepburn could sure give it a try!

 

[stunnedbygrace]

You may remember Ralph from another forum,,,
but apparently you don't know who he is.
He's not here right now.
We're trying to get him to log in.

I know he's not here right now...

 

[GodsGrace]

I know he's not here right now...

You know who Ralph is?
I don't know who he is!

 

[stunnedbygrace]

Lol

 

[Hidden In Him]

I know he's not here right now...

I doubt if he's here even when he is here.
He always seems to be... elsewhere.

"Somewhere, over the rainbow..."

 

[stunnedbygrace]

I doubt if he's here even when he is here.
He always seems to be... elsewhere.

"Somewhere, over the rainbow..."

That's my dog, dikkinZ. (Sorry, but that's the way he spells his name, he's not real smart.) But he's a Toto dog. A Cairn Terrier.

 

[Hidden In Him]

That's my dog, dikkinZ. (Sorry, but that's the way he spells his name, he's not real smart.) But he's a Toto dog. A Cairn Terrier.

I used to have a Cairn Terrier. His name was "Oscar."

He was a good speller.