Has Anybody Seen Ralph?

[Miss Hepburn]

I need the red shoes.

 

[Nancy]

You know who Ralph is?
I don't know who he is!

 

[Nancy]

That's my dog, dikkinZ. (Sorry, but that's the way he spells his name, he's not real smart.) But he's a Toto dog. A Cairn Terrier.

Yeah, my dogs can't spell either . And their so smart!!!!! They CAN sing, though

 

[Nancy]

I need the red shoes.

Oh gosh....yer on your own...took me a while to find the one I did! And, aren't you glad that you have shoes at all? You could be barefoot, and where will that get ya??

 

[stunnedbygrace]

You have shoes?? I'm so poor I can't afford feet...

Steve Martin, wasn't it?

 

[Miss Hepburn]

You have shoes?? I'm so poor I can't afford feet...
Steve Martin, wasn't it?

I just saw him and Martin Short last weekend!!!! $154 a ticket..highest was $254!

But, Rollo is online here right now! Rolo is Ralph, right?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I just saw him and Martin Short last weekend!!!! $154 a ticket..highest was $254!

But, Rollo is online here right now! Rolo is Ralph, right?

nope!
Only in your mind.....

 

[Nancy]

I just saw him and Martin Short last weekend!!!! $154 a ticket..highest was $254!

But, Rollo is online here right now! Rolo is Ralph, right?

two of my favorite comedians!!! One of my brothers can make his face look just like Steve Martin and he has his act down cold...always told him he missed his calling, lol. I'm beginning to think this "Ralph" is fictional

 

[GodsGrace]

I need the red shoes.

Did you say you NEED THE RED SHOES!!

 

[GodsGrace]

I just saw him and Martin Short last weekend!!!! $154 a ticket..highest was $254!

But, Rollo is online here right now! Rolo is Ralph, right?

Oh yeah.
Try to buy a Jennifer Lopez ticket.
$254.
LOL
LOL

 

[brakelite]

I can't believe you no hopers are still searching for Ralph. Here's a pic I took of him yesterday surrounded by all his friends... If we can find him what is wrong with you all????

 

[GodsGrace]

I can't believe you no hopers are still searching for Ralph. Here's a pic I took of him yesterday surrounded by all his friends... If we can find him what is wrong with you all????
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Hey B,,,
I checked out your picture really good,
and he's not there.

He doesn't really like crowds unless it's on a beach somewhere.
He likes discos.

Been to any disco clubs lately?

 

[stunnedbygrace]

Hey B,,,
I checked out your picture really good,
and he's not there.

He doesn't really like crowds unless it's on a beach somewhere.
He likes discos.

Been to any disco clubs lately?

In truth, Ralph was there, but he was the one who TOOK the picture.

 

[GodsGrace]

In truth, Ralph was there, but he was the one who TOOK the picture.

Ah SBG,,,,you're getting to know him!!

Now if we only knew where that crowd was...

 

[brakelite]

Oh you people. You haven't a clue. Ralph is on the far left, first in line, buying ticke ts to the disco for his friends. That's the kind of man he is. Generosity unbounded. Ralph the philanthropist. Ralph the benefactor. If he ever became a conquerer, or the Pope, he would be known as Ralph the Great. And no, Ralph is not Catholic, but in his case they would make an exception.

 

[stunnedbygrace]

If you don't know Ralph, you don't know Jack.

 

[GodsGrace]

Oh you people. You haven't a clue. Ralph is on the far left, first in line, buying ticke ts to the disco for his friends. That's the kind of man he is. Generosity unbounded. Ralph the philanthropist. Ralph the benefactor. If he ever became a conquerer, or the Pope, he would be known as Ralph the Great. And no, Ralph is not Catholic, but in his case they would make an exception.

You're right!
He is very generous and loves to hang out with his friends.
Ralph the Great.
I like that...

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I see girls.
Ralph is not far behind...