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Liberal Canadians, leftists, Socialists ...

Discussion in 'Ethics & Morality Forum' started by "ByGrace", Apr 22, 2018.

  1. "ByGrace"

    "ByGrace" Well-Known Member

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    This is just too much fun not to post it. :D
    ......DIVORCE AGREEMENT

    Dear Canadian liberals, leftists, B.C. social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Castro supporters, et al: We have stuck together for 150 years for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.


    Our two ideological sides of Canada cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    HERE IS OUR SEPARATION AGREEMENT:

    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. We will settle for less landmass if we get the right portion, which must include Alberta & Saskatchewan.

    That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy given the favouritism divide.

    Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

    --We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You can also keep the Carbon Tax.
    --You are welcome to the liberal judges, CUPE and UNIFOR.
    --Since you hate guns, and war, we'll take our firearms, the police, and the military.
    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
    --You can keep Butts, Barbie, Shannon & D Suzuki. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all four of them.
    --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, the farmers, Wal-Mart and the TSE.
    --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food vouchers, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

    --We'll keep the greedy CEO's and rednecks.
    --You can have the peaceniks, the pipeline protesters, and anti-everything economically beneficial crowd.
    -- When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide security.
    --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
    --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, peoplekind, political correctness and Mr Dress Up.
    You can also have our share of the U.N. We will no longer be paying any part of that bill.

    --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt, Tesla and Leaf you can find.
    --You can give everyone free and regulated everything healthcare…. if you can find any practicing doctors.
    --We'll keep "God Save the Queen" and "The Old National Anthem words."
    --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute yours with "Imagine" or "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", with "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

    --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
    --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our language, the war memorials and the Queens picture.

    Sincerely, Anonymous Law Student


    P.S. Also, please only invite Leonard DiCaprio, Meryl Streep,Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, George Clooney, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Michael Moore, Barbara Streisand, and Hanoi Jane Fonda to your portion of landmass.

    P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
     
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    Funny, however I have watched Canada in the last 10 years make unbelievalble left turns, creating new laws that are opposing and restricting conservative values?
     
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    Oh I know...our PM Justin Trudeau , is working his best to totally bring Canada to it's knees.
    He is finishing the job that his father started.

    But we aren't allowed as good Christians to hate, are we ? ':D
    So I 'love him' in Jesus...but admit that , as a "Christian" tongue in cheek.lol

    Nice to see you finally "on the boards "
     
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    I have seen him marching in the Toronto parades, and the controversy on summer jobs funding and conservative groups.

    We in America are looking at a soon conservative Supreme Court, that I believe will see a complete reversal of the Liberal Agenda, Abortion, same sex marriage, etc.

    I pray this will flow to the Kanuchs, eh!
     
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    @Truth7t7 Yes, send it up our way.

    Trump may be a bit of a clown, but I believe he is God's clown , and God is using him to hold back what is coming ... this man is working fast to bring in their N.W.O kingdom....I believe at this moment USA is under a reprieve.

    I hope it is used well..... ✟
     
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    I can't fully disagree, to look at what is taking place is like the books of prophecy being opened.

    Syria, Russia, Iran, America, Israel, Great Britian, France, The Un, all focused in close proximity to Jerusalem?

    Damascus Syria only 140 miles from Jerusalem, 90 miles from the valley of Megiddo/Armageddon?

    Will the Man of Peace, Aka Antichrist soon be seen?
     
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