The happy thread
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Stumpmaster
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Behold
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At Sunday School they were learning how God created everything, including human beings.
Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Lambano
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That reminds me of an oldie:
Man: I taught my dog to talk.
Bystander: Oh, come on!
Man: 5 bucks says he can talk
Bystander: You're on!
Man: Rusty, what's on top of a house?
Dog: Roof! Roof!
Bystander rolls his eyes.
Man: Rusty, how does sandpaper feel?
Dog: Rough! Rough!
Bystander: Oh, give me a break.
Man: One more. Rusty, who's the greatest baseball player of all time?
Dog: Ruth! Ruth!
Bystander: That's it! Gimme my money!
Bystander collects his fiver and moves on. The dog turns to his master and says, "Maybe I should've said Willie Mays?"
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