The happy thread

[Matthias]

* Probably not ordering again from Mark. *

 

[Matthias]

* I think it’s beautiful how Santa gives the homeowner cash before he repairs her roof. What a guy! *

 

[Matthias]

* Time management, Medieval style.

 

[Matthias]

* So much of what we read on social media doesn’t mean anything, but not everyone takes the time to thank us for reading it. *

 

[Matthias]

* I would at least want to see the latest Health Department inspection report posted for the Fude Chane - and maybe some verified customer reviews - before I pulled on that chain. *

 

[Matthias]

* Bob the builder is a response away from jumping the shark. *

 

[Matthias]

* Close your eyes and just listen to the words, like the man wearing glasses and a tie seems to be doing. You might think you’re on a typical internet discussion forum. *

 

[Matthias]

* Does this mean that the person is able to distinguish between forward and backward without aids or the person isn’t, doesn’t have them, and someone is in danger of getting backed over or forwarded over? The steering wheel cover isn’t making the decision easy for me. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* New and improved sign coming. *

 

[Matthias]

* Just know, those wouldn’t be my last words. *

 

[Matthias]

* Being a workaholic does nothing to improve my opinion of a bedbug. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* I was in some villages in Malawi - “The warm heart of Africa” - where I was, and some where I wasn’t. *

 

[Matthias]

* Maybe this year will be the year, but I wouldn’t wager on it. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* BYOP *

 

[Matthias]

* I don’t but my wife does. I’ve never understood that, but whichever stove top burner suits her just tickles me plumb to death. *

 

[Matthias]

* Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. His isn’t the only team in town. *

 

[Matthias]

* If not now then never. *