The happy thread

[Matthias]

 

[APAK]

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So you can shoot at this target then?

 

[Matthias]

So you can shoot at this target then?

I might even hit it, if I had a shotgun and was able to sneak up on it.

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[APAK]

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Looks like quite large ducks from this angle. Hang on, let me just put the pipe down for second and look again....nope they're large ducks alright...:cool:

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[APAK]

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Now you will suffer the consequences of stuffing yourself with the black seeds of evil, corruptible, not yet ripened, red watery flesh. And come morning you will leave a long trail of shame by spitting all of it out from both ends of your extremities.

 

[APAK]

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We are very predictable in not wanting to imagine what you might mean, this time, aye?

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

Satire from The Babylon Bee.

 

[Matthias]

 

[BlessedPeace]

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Noooooo. The dog made me do it.