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Behold said:

Church Bulletin Bloopers​


“For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.”

“The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.”

“The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.”

“Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.”

“Anointing of the sick … If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.”

“The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.”
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I always included a 'bulletin blooper' in the church newsletter that I published.
 
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Pearl said:
I always included a 'bulletin blooper' in the church newsletter that I published.
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Intentionally or unintentionally?

Intentionally -> thank you for your service; already looking forward to reading next week’s bulletin!

Unintentionally -> thank you for your service; we’re rotating responsibilities. What would you like to do now?
 
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