The happy thread

[Matthias]

So plant-based is ok then?

No plants, no beef. No beef, no books.* I love plants, beef and the library. Let’s go!

* ebooks are technically books but “real” books are printed on paper; paper comes from trees, trees are plants and there are plants in the library! I’ll die on that hill!

If you’ll please excuse me now, we’re burning daylight and I’ve got a lot pages to turn before the sun goes down. (Don’t get me started on how light bulbs aren’t “real” light!)

 

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[Behold]

How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?

Answer: By his net income.

 

[Behold]

Bible Answer's given by 9 yr olds.

• Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked: "Am I my brother's son?"
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• Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
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• Noah built an ark, which the animals came on to in pears.
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• God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma.
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• Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother's birthmark.
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• One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.
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• Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.
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• MOSES led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
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• The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.
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• The seventh commandment is: Thou shalt not admit adultery.
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• Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
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• The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still, and he obeyed him.
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• David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
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• Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
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• When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
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• When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.
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• Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone."
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• It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
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• The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
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• One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was a taximan.
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• Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

 

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[APAK]

No plants, no beef. No beef, no books.* I love plants, beef and the library. Let’s go!

* ebooks are technically books but “real” books are printed on paper; paper comes from trees, trees are plants and there are plants in the library! I’ll die on that hill!

If you’ll please excuse me now, we’re burning daylight and I’ve got a lot pages to turn before the sun goes down. (Don’t get me started on how light bulbs aren’t “real” light!)

Both Logical and creative Mat steps upon the podium because a personal chord has been struck in both of them.

 

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Well, it wants to be something different this time.

 

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Both Logical and creative Mat steps upon the podium because a personal chord has been struck in both of them.

 

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