The happy thread
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* I’m repulsed but at the same time oddly intrigued by the thought of watching “special racing roaches running hell for leather” clearing hurdles. *
Debp
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Sign on the outside wall of a Maryland convent: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
— The Sisters of Mercy
— The Sisters of Mercy
Debp
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When a young minister was still single, he preached a sermon he entitled, "Rules for Raising Children." After he got married and had children of his own, he changed the title of the sermon to "Suggestions for Raising Children." When his children got to be teenagers, he stopped preaching on that subject altogether.
— Rev. Bernard Brunsting
— Rev. Bernard Brunsting
Debp
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True Story
During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As I was saying good-bye to my family, my three-year-old son, Christopher, was holding on to my leg and pleading with me not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating.
We were beginning to make a scene when my wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza."
Immediately, Christopher loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "Bye, Daddy."
During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As I was saying good-bye to my family, my three-year-old son, Christopher, was holding on to my leg and pleading with me not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating.
We were beginning to make a scene when my wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza."
Immediately, Christopher loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "Bye, Daddy."
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* If that’s not enough to put you on #TeamTea, what‘s it going to take? *
Sister-n-Christ
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Yep,that'll do it.Team Tea it is.
Right after I leave him a depilatory for his tip.
Sister-n-Christ
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That's one of them there, "It's OK son, it'll grow back!" stories.
Which means Junior has time to hide that shallow bowl.
* The fun is just beginning for Alan. The bagger knows it. Soon, so too will Alan.*
* And the hits just keep on coming. I guess thanks for the warning. *
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