The happy thread
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pandaflower
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How do you mean that honey,?
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pandaflower
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Or, he already knew about the Lordship thing. And now is just disappointed you limited his range to one square foot.
pandaflower
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A man went to a monastery and asked to join the monks. The head monk said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every five years.” The man agreed. After five years, the monk asked him his two words. “Bed hard,” he replied. Another five years went by, and the monk asked again. “Food bad,” he said. Five more years passed, and the monk asked again. “I quit,” he said. “I’m not surprised,” the monk replied, “you’ve been complaining since you got here.”
pandaflower
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A magician was working on a cruise ship. But his act kept getting ruined by the ship’s parrot who’d say things like, “It’s up his sleeve!” or “It’s in his pocket!” One day the ship sank, and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot. They stared at each other for days. Finally, the parrot said, “Alright, I give up. Where’s the boat?”
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