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Jack

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I don't appreciate your constant lying about me.
Quote my lie STV.
Revelation 21:8 NIV
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral,
those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
This is the second death.”
Oh you believe in Hell now? lol
 

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St. SteVen said:
Revelation 21:8 NIV
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral,
those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
This is the second death.”
Oh you believe in Hell now? lol
For you? Oh yes.
Like it says, "all liars".
 

Jack

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You wrote.

That's not true.
I do trust the God of the Bible.
When did you start trusting God of the Bible??????

Quoting STV: "no wonder I don't trust the Bible"!

"I'm not convinced God wanted us to have a Bible"!
 

Jack

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St. SteVen said:
Revelation 21:8 NIV
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral,
those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
This is the second death.”

For you? Oh yes.
Like it says, "all liars".
Quote my lies! Or YOU are the liar!
 

Jack

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St. SteVen said:
Revelation 21:8 NIV
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral,
those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
This is the second death.”

For you? Oh yes.
Like it says, "all liars".
So you don't believe in Hell unless it's for Bible believers!

Quoting STV: "Fortunately for me I don't believe in a forever burning Hell"!
 

St. SteVen

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So you don't believe in Hell unless it's for Bible believers!
If you believe in hell, you better clean up your act.

Revelation 21:8 NIV
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral,
those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
This is the second death.”
 

Jack

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If you believe in hell, you better clean up your act.
Already did. That's why I worship Jesus, God of the Bible. That's why I defend God of the Bible from your constant attacks! Payday is dead ahead. You have a lot of Bible attacks to answer for.

Matthew 12 By your words you will be condemned!
Revelation 21:8 NIV
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral,
those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
This is the second death.”
You don't trust the Bible but you quote the Bible. You don't know who your god is. You don't know why you're in a Christian forum attacking Bible believers. Were you a Bible student of One 2 question maybe? He's massively confused also.
 
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St. SteVen

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You don't trust the Bible but you quote the Bible. You don't know who your god is. You don't know why you're in a Christian forum attacking Bible believers. Were you a Bible student of One 2 question maybe? He's massively confused also.
You bear false witness constantly. Which is worse?
 

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If you believe in hell, you better clean up your act.

Revelation 21:8 NIV
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral,
those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
This is the second death.”
I've concluded for myself that Jack has no interest in resolution. He gets off on never ending accusations, particularly false and distorted accusations. If there were no accusations for him to make, there might be no reason for him to participate.
 
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Jack

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I've concluded for myself that Jack has no interest in resolution. He gets off on never ending accusations, particularly false and distorted accusations. If there were no accusations for him to make, there might be no reason for him to participate.
What's your proof? None maybe? You already accused Jesus, Isaiah, Moses, Matthew, Luke, Hebrews and Peter of being wrong about the Flood. Do you have any pages left in your Bible?
 

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What's your proof? None maybe? You already accused Jesus, Isaiah, Moses, Matthew, Luke, Hebrews and Peter of being wrong about the Flood. Do you have any pages left in your Bible?
Jack, the answer to your question is given in Jesus' story of Lazarus and the rich man.
 

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STV LOVES his fairy tales, but doesn't trust God of the Bible!

Quoting STV: "I'm not convinced God wanted us to have a Bible"!
@St. SteVen does love his fairy tales, as you put it. Seems to me he's always skirting blasphemy, which is why I ended up putting him on ignore.

Regarding his latest attempt to thwart God's authority, one wonders what would convince him God wanted us to have his word? For me, the question is ludicrous. No one speaks wanting to NOT be heard.

Now, we can debate which books should be in the Bible. And humans have had this debate. I learned a few years ago that there is not one Bible. The Eastern Orthodox have 74 books. The Catholics have 72 books. And Protestants have 66 books. I'm not educated on the differences to offer an opinion. However, I'm confident there is tremendous overlap.

Finally, is the POU - Philosophy of Use. We don't worship a book or a translation. It's just a tool to better understand and relate to our Creator. Of course God wanted us to have it! @St. SteVen must still be in a dark place spiritually to question such things. Let's pray for him.
 

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@St. SteVen does love his fairy tales, as you put it. Seems to me he's always skirting blasphemy, which is why I ended up putting him on ignore.

Regarding his latest attempt to thwart God's authority, one wonders what would convince him God wanted us to have his word? For me, the question is ludicrous. No one speaks wanting to NOT be heard.

Now, we can debate which books should be in the Bible. And humans have had this debate. I learned a few years ago that there is not one Bible. The Eastern Orthodox have 74 books. The Catholics have 72 books. And Protestants have 66 books. I'm not educated on the differences to offer an opinion. However, I'm confident there is tremendous overlap.

Finally, is the POU - Philosophy of Use. We don't worship a book or a translation. It's just a tool to better understand and relate to our Creator. Of course God wanted us to have it! @St. SteVen must still be in a dark place spiritually to question such things. Let's pray for him.
Quoting STV:
"no wonder I don't trust the Bible"
"I'm not convinced God wanted to have a Bible"!
 

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Quoting STV:
"no wonder I don't trust the Bible"
"I'm not convinced God wanted to have a Bible"!
Yes. Repeating his blasphemy doesn't help his soul. Will you pray with me for him?

Trust is another word for faith. His faith is faltering.
 

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Finally, is the POU - Philosophy of Use. We don't worship a book or a translation. It's just a tool to better understand and relate to our Creator. Of course God wanted us to have it! @St. SteVen must still be in a dark place spiritually to question such things. Let's pray for him.
Questioning is not a bad thing, particularly in the light of conflicting opinions. I would say that Steven's questioning does not mean he is in a dark place at all. At least he has the courage to flesh out where the various conclusions lead to considering many are willingly entrenched in untenable positions.
.....and praying for him, yes, lets do that, just as we would pray for each other so that The Pearl of Great Price is recognised and treasured, not stolen from under our noses.
.....and know, that none are exempt from being deceived. We ain't dealing with an inexperienced tempter.

Having your lamps trimmed and burning brightly while full of oil means you aint blowing black smoke and your thinking is guided by God's Spirit in all matters.
 
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