I was wondering why anybody would ever want to serve somebody like Satan when they already have a Savior who died for them and is currently offering them eternal life with Him in Heaven and then I found a list of all of the things Satanists believe. The one that surprised me the most is Satanists believe that Satan gives people love who deserve it,.. sure he loves anybody who rejects Christ, but he doesn't love them in the sense that God loves us because he just loves the fact that he gets to torture them in Hell.
(It's the top one btw.)
Urban Dictionary: satanist
Urban Dictionary: satanist