@ This Vale of Tears
I support evolution.
"If we are just a random confluence of evolutionary delta..."
This cannot be the case. Nothing in the universe is truly "random" because God is Creator.
"If we are descended from crap flinging apes, then why be good at all?"
Because I am not a crap flinging ape, regardless of my ancestry. The ape does not have the capacity to do good. There is no free will and they are not responsible for their actions, good or bad. I, however, am a rational being. I have all the intellectual powers of an angel, yet still synthesized with a physical body. How awesome is my very being? My ancestry is nothing special, but my being now is in the image of God.
"The demonic doctrine of "do what ye will" has already been woven into modern rock music..."
I also listen to rock music. I also criticize lyrics when they are backwards. There's a popular indie song right now called "
Rude" where a guy is denied permission to marry the daughter. The chorus is "Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gunna marry her anyway". That is the most disrespectful, crap flinging ape garbage I've heard yet. I talked about it with my girlfriend and she agreed. Then three days later some dad gets on and
parody's the song. It's gotten 7.5 million views now =)
"And so somehow smoking pot and having gay butt sex is ok because it's a "victimless crime." And abortion is ok because a woman has a right to control her body no matter who it kills."
I don't adhere to any of that crap flinging ape philosophy. But I support evolution. God created the cat species, which all has really, really close DNA organization, but they are all totally different things that are not related except by looks? I don't think so. Same goes for dogs, for dolphins, for whales, and for great apes (including people).