Wild Turkey Attacks

[Raccoon1010]

Beware Wild Turkey attacks are on the rise in some areas of the country:

 

[Raccoon1010]

It was a quiet, sunny day in Massachusetts. Too quiet. The perfect opportunity for an ambush on the front lawn.

Wild Turkey Ambushes Massachusetts Couple - Videos from The Weather Channel | weather.com

 

[Raccoon1010]

Waiting on the side of the trail to randomly attack humans:

 

[Lambano]

We have wild turkeys on the golf course I play at, and they don't give the players any trouble. The swans that guard the 3rd and 15th greens, on the other hand, can be somewhat aggressive.

The Wild Turkey I HAVE had problems with is the kind that comes in a bottle. Nasty stuff. Never again!

 

[Lambano]

Waiting on the side of the trail to randomly attack humans:

The dog in this video was going to have himself turkey for dinner!

 

[Raccoon1010]

The dog in this video was going to have himself turkey for dinner!

LOL, yeah I saw that and was thinking he was happy.

 

[Raccoon1010]

We. have wild turkeys on the golf course I play at, and they don't give the players any trouble. The swans that guard the 3rd and 15th greens, on the other hand, can be somewhat aggressive.

The Wild Turkey I HAVE had problems with is the kind that comes in a bottle. Nasty stuff. Never again!

If the Wild Turkey attacks the Jim Beam, would that be served at a bar? :cool:

 

[Enoch111]

Beware Wild Turkey attacks are on the rise in some areas of the country

At least the turkeys are annoyed enough with Biden to somehow take out their frustration. Now if they would congregate at the White House by the thousands, it might send Biden packing. After all guns are Verboten!

 

[Cristo Rei]

We have wild turkeys on the golf course I play at, and they don't give the players any trouble. The swans that guard the 3rd and 15th greens, on the other hand, can be somewhat aggressive.

The Wild Turkey I HAVE had problems with is the kind that comes in a bottle. Nasty stuff. Never again!

Yea swans can definitely be aggressive.
Watch out for geese as well, they're very aggressive and they have rasping teeth

 

[Raccoon1010]

Yea swans can definitely be aggressive.
Watch out for geese as well, they're very aggressive and they have rasping teeth

Yeah you wouldn't think they have teeth but they do.

 

[bluedragon]

I did an insurance inspection. I called the owner, because my order ticket said 2021 house, not 1950's. The owner answered and was telling me to come up the gravel road and his house was on the other side of the hill, when ...... "What in the world are you doing?" The owner asks "Are you OK?" "Yes, there's a domestic turkey here and he ...." "Just tried to spur you didn't he?" "He's staying away now because I yelled at him and and am watching him." "owner was laughing, it's good he didn't get you. He's mean as a snake." "I'm going over the hill ..."

 

[marks]

We have wild turkeys on the golf course I play at, and they don't give the players any trouble. The swans that guard the 3rd and 15th greens, on the other hand, can be somewhat aggressive.

The Wild Turkey I HAVE had problems with is the kind that comes in a bottle. Nasty stuff. Never again!

That was my first thought. Haven't had a drink since 1986. Plenty before then though.

Much love!

 

[Lambano]

That was my first thought. Haven't had a drink since 1986. Plenty before then though.

Much love!

Congratulations (and prayers of gratitude) for staying dry for 35+ years.

 

[marks]

Congratulations (and prayers of gratitude) for staying dry for 35+ years.

God provided the way.

Much love!

 

[marks]

Yeah you wouldn't think they have teeth but they do.

I was pecked on my shin by I goose once, I've never forgotten!