Jokes, fun and comedy

[Taken]

Modern Banking-
A bank is a place that will lend you money,
If you can prove you don’t need the money.

 

[quietthinker]

Modern Banking-
A bank is a place that will lend you money,
If you can prove you don’t need the money.

I wonder if 'Christianity' works on the same principle?

 

[Taken]

I wonder if 'Christianity' works on the same principle?

Banker is the Service provider.
Man does the Works.

In Christianity;
Man is the Service provider.
God does the Works.

 

[Taken]

are cats jealous?

Cats jealous? No, that would be God.

 

[Lambano]

Cats jealous? No, that would be God.

Cats have a hard time differentiating between the two.

 

[mailmandan]

 

[Taken]

Cats have a hard time differentiating between the two.

Possibly, but then maybe that only applies to cats people name Mary...oops.

 

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[Truman]

 

[TLHKAJ]

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[Truman]

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[Sabertooth]

Mass Confusion​

 

[Josho]

 

[mailmandan]

 

[APAK]

 

[APAK]

 

[Raccoon1010]

lol

 

[Sabertooth]

If they ever outlaw marriage,
only outlaws will have in-laws...!​

 

[Sabertooth]

Three-Legged Chicken​

A man was driving along the motorway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 60 mph. He accelerated to 70, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, but the chicken overtook him.

Then the man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken, speeding all the way, and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens on the farm had three legs.

When he spotted the farmer he asked him, "Where did you get these chickens?"

The farmer replied "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire."

The man was impressed and asked him how they tasted.
The farmer said, "Don't know, I haven't caught one yet."

--Ronald Reagan

 

[Sabertooth]

Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on their hulls...?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!