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Discussion in 'Fellowship Forum' started by Josho, Jun 14, 2020.

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    Sabertooth Well-Known Member

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    True, but you probably know that it won many Tony Awards among others.
     
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    I'm guessing the Broadway musical probably did because the movie didn't do so well among critics :( even though I still enjoy it. :D
     
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    LOL this is comedic genius. :p




     
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    Talking Dog For Sale
    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.'

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep" the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    "Ten dollars" the guy says.

    "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."
     
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    The Expert Tracker...?
    The expert tracker had his ear to the ground.
    "A cart with two horses, one black, one brown.
    It is being driven by a father with a young family of four, heading south..."

    "Wow! You can tell all of that just by listening to the ground...!?"

    "No. They just ran me over." [​IMG]
     
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    Q: Why do farmers' fruits & vegetables outlast everyone else's...?
    A: Because they can...! [​IMG]
     
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    A group of entrepreneurs decided to invest in an idea of sending a rocket to the sun. After word got out, and the extent of investment became known, a group of top scientists informed the investors that their
    money would be wasted, because the rocket would melt long before it reached its destination. The investors however refused to back down, citing the original proposal that reassured everyone that the journey was only going to be undertaken at night.
     
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    Josho Millennial Christian Staff Member

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    No joke, as it did really happen, but it's a blooper for sure!

     
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    Josho Millennial Christian Staff Member

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    @Addy thought you might find this interesting :p


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    Josho Millennial Christian Staff Member

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    marksman My eldest granddaughter showing the result of her

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    marksman My eldest granddaughter showing the result of her

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    I suppose he has has got to do something to earn his $460,000 salary.
     
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