The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!
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* If bath tubs aren’t safe from the monster then are showers? *
And here I thought the guy that used Velcro to keep the remote in one place was clever.
* I didn’t serve in the military but I learned it in ROTC and then again later in life’s school of hard knocks. *
A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife's hearing. The doctor says, "Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears you." The man goes home, sees his wife in the kitchen, cutting carrots on the countertop. About 15 feet away he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Nothing. He gets halfway to her and repeats the same question. Nothing. Very concerned, he gets right behind her and asks again "What's for dinner?" She turns around and says "For the THIRD time, beef stew!"
I was just going to say, but don't put the child anywhere near dead aunt Suzie's grave. lol
