Kill or be killed

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Big Boy Johnson

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I wonder whether or not you know where you laugh, first?

At least I don't laugh out of my back end like you people! :nnna





Sir, I learned a long time ago, if I was to run around kicking everyone's butt that had a butt whoopin' coming, it would be a full time job. I don't have that kind of time or energy.

I also learned why God tells us to pray for our enemies, we were once His enemies.

Its said that abortion takes two lives, the same is often true of murder, please take a deep breath and seriously consider what it is that you are considering.

And flee bitterness like you would a charging lion. Bitterness is like drinking poison while hoping someone else dies.

No mention of murdering being sinful?
 

Big Boy Johnson

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Sometimes people drink because it relieves their anxiety.

Yes and booze is scientifically proven to be toxic and damaging to the human body. Due to recent studies, medical science now recommends drinking no booze at all for those that desire to be healthy.

So, drinking alcohol is sinful behavior just like smoking cigarettes since both are known to damage the body.

People should learn how to be delivered from fear, worry, anxiety thru walking with the Lord.

Jesus has ZERO fear, worry, anxiety and neither should we.
 

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You know, the same thing happened to me the other day!

I was in my room by myself having this in depth conversation with the other guy when he rudely interrupts me and says:
"Stop talking to me as if I'm not really here"

To which I responded: "If I'm not talking to you then whose been talking to me?

That was the last I ever heard of that guy. It's a shame! I never did get his name.............

I am sorry, but I do not think that you got the play on words.
 

Big Boy Johnson

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Thank you for confirming your lack of understanding/knowledge of where you laugh first.

No, it's you people that laugh out your back side.

I laugh thru my mouth, like a normal person.

Remember, if you people don't stand up when you laugh, it's all going to be all muffled :rolleyes:




I am sorry, but I do not think that you got the play on words.

Well those that laugh out of their back side don't have much of a sense of humor

Probably because they forget to get up when they laugh :funlaugh2
 
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Riven

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No, it's you people that laugh out your back side.

I laugh thru my mouth, like a normal person.
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Big Boy Johnson

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A masterful example of reading without the mindset of the author and arriving at a false conclusion.

A masterful example of someone with ZERO sense of humor

My point was to poke a little fun at how they talked back then.

Next time you're out on the street tell someone you are interested in "giving tongue" and let us know what reception you get :funlaugh2
 

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A masterful example of someone with ZERO sense of humor

My point was to poke a little fun at how they talked back then.

Next time you're out on the street tell someone you are interested in "giving tongue" and let us know what reception you get :funlaugh2

You’re the leader of a fool’s parade.