Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy

[Chihuahua]

WASHINGTON—Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push, a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the state that could still be destroyed. “I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said as his transportation secretary, Sean Duffy, showed him live satellite footage of the Rust Belt state, revealing mile after mile of pulverized highway, gnarled railroad tracks, algae-infested reservoirs, and abandoned main streets. “What is withholding funds even going to do here, Sean? How can you make dirt worse? I want to do something where people can really see a difference, but there’s no before-and-after here. These bridges already seem like they’ve been bombed, so anything I’d do would just be a lateral move. And look at Gary—is there even an intact window we could smash with a brick?” At press time, sources reported that Trump was exploring whether he could retroactively take credit for the state’s damage. Trump Frustrated

 

[SavedInHim]

He needs psychological help.

 

[Jack]

The baby murdering Dems love attacking decent people!

 

[Rockerduck]

Fake story. The onion is not a news outlet. I looked for a source and there wasn't one.

 

[Scott Downey]

Revelation 21:8
But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.”

Don't worry, all liars will be gone, God is not mocked.

You would be better to not bear witness at all, let alone false witness.

 

[ScottA]

WASHINGTON—Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push, a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the state that could still be destroyed. “I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said as his transportation secretary, Sean Duffy, showed him live satellite footage of the Rust Belt state, revealing mile after mile of pulverized highway, gnarled railroad tracks, algae-infested reservoirs, and abandoned main streets. “What is withholding funds even going to do here, Sean? How can you make dirt worse? I want to do something where people can really see a difference, but there’s no before-and-after here. These bridges already seem like they’ve been bombed, so anything I’d do would just be a lateral move. And look at Gary—is there even an intact window we could smash with a brick?” At press time, sources reported that Trump was exploring whether he could retroactively take credit for the state’s damage. Trump Frustrated

Those are figures of speech...and of course the liberal media is twisting it all.

The point is--Trump, and the Federal Government, have the power to help or hurt most states. But, by appearance, Indiana has nothing to loose and doesn't even seem wanting help. In other words, they are tying Trump's hands to spite their own state...when he's actually wanting to help them and make good on his promises to help the minority that voted for him in that state.