This flabbergasted the young man, and when he got home, he asked his mother, "Mom, Mom! Mr. Goldberg said Jesus is Jewish! Is this true?"
His mother replied, "Of course not! Everyone knows Jesus is Puerto Rican!"
Once upon a time, God wanted to give mankind commandments that would help them.
He went to the Islamists, and told them, "I have commandments to give you. If you do them, your lives will be better."
"What kind of commandments?" Mohammed asked.
For instance, God said, "Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill! I don't think this is for us!" said Mohammed.
So God went to the Mexicans.
"I have commandments to give you. If you do them, your lives will be better," God said.
"What kind of commandments?" the Mexicans asked.
"Well, 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' for instance," said God.
"Not steal! I don't think this is for us!" said the Mexicans.
So God went to the Jews.
"I have commandments to give you. If you do them, your lives will be better," God said.
"How much do they cost?" Moses asked.
"Nothing! They're free!" said God.
"All right," said Moses, "I'll take ten."