Fun thread....Did you know......(finish the sentence)

[marksman]

If someone drops an egg on your head, the yoke will be on you alright, then you might crack up and go into your shell, and end up scrambled!

How eggciting!

 

[Heart2Soul]

Is that a pie de tur and one member fo the committee was bald so he must have had the piebald.

 

[Heart2Soul]

How eggciting!

ROFL

 

[Paul Christensen]

Is that a pie de tur and one member of the committee was bald so he must have had the piebald.

They were hair today and gone tomorrow!

 

[Heart2Soul]

They were hair today and gone tomorrow!

Lol you two need your own stage!

 

[Heart2Soul]

They were hair today and gone tomorrow!

Hahahaha....good one

 

[Heart2Soul]

It takes a sloth two weeks to digest its food.

 

[Heart2Soul]

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

 

[Heart2Soul]

Did you know you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose....but you can't pick your friends nose?

 

[APAK]

Did you know...Latin, the Pope and Banking have something in common.

The Vatican Bank is the world’s only bank that allows ATM users to perform transactions in Latin.

APAK

 

[APAK]

Did you know you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose....but you can't pick your friends nose?

Don't know how to take that one H2S....its seems like the teacher is the only one that can...lol

 

[Heart2Soul]

Don't know how to take that one H2S....its seems like the teacher is the only one that can...lol

Bwahahhahhaha...yeah it does.....

 

[marksman]

Lol you two need your own stage!

The problem is we might get stage fright. But then I guess if we fright for the right to stage a night fight on the right of a stage fright we might end up flying a kite. I don't understand it either.

 

[Heart2Soul]

The problem is we might get stage fright. But then I guess if we fright for the right to stage a night fight on the right of a stage fright we might end up flying a kite. I don't understand it either.

 

[marksman]

It takes a sloth two weeks to digest its food.

Plenty of time to read the readers digest.

 

[marksman]

What is man's best friend and it is not a dog?

 

[marksman]

Did you know...Latin, the Pope and Banking have something in common.

The Vatican Bank is the world’s only bank that allows ATM users to perform transactions in Latin.

APAK

That is all double dutch to me.

 

[marksman]

Did you know you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose....but you can't pick your friends nose?

I guess that would stop you from being nosey.

 

[marksman]

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

What did one penguin say to the other penguin? Piss off this is my toilet.

 

[APAK]

That is all double dutch to me.

You are kidding me right?