Fun thread....Did you know......(finish the sentence)

[Paul Christensen]

Yeah. The joke is always on me.

If someone drops an egg on your head, the yoke will be on you alright, then you might crack up and go into your shell, and end up scrambled!

 

[Paul Christensen]

That is why they rabbit on about how they like cats.

Time to hop to the next joke.

 

[Paul Christensen]

yes I am aren't I. Perhaps I should start the church of the terrible kokes. Sorry Jokes.

Sorry. Your cobber Kenny Copeland has already started it!

 

[Paul Christensen]

That is why it is no good at shadow boxing.

So, what's the punch line?

 

[Sabertooth]

Did you know that there are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Another variation,...
Did you know that there are three kinds of people in this world. Those who count and those who can't...!

 

[Paul Christensen]

There is a grave in an old graveyard in Germany where the 5th Symphony is being played backwards. It is Beethoven decomposing!

 

[Paul Christensen]

In the privy of Beethoven's last house there is the echo of Beethoven's music. They forgot to clean the toilet, so it contain's Beethoven's last movement!

 

[Paul Christensen]

The Pie Tasters Association committee have decided to sample the pies from the new bakery in town and bring them up at the next meeting.

 

[Brakelite]

Thinking of burning off some calories?

Did you know- banging your head against the wall for an hour will burn 150 calories?

LOL

We must have a lot of skinny people on this forum.

 

[Brakelite]

Did you know that the USA isn't mentioned by name in the Bible, but China is? And not as a nation to be judged but rather as one favored?

 

[Taken]

But what if you are running hot and cold?

Getting older-
Wisely take advantage of the hot.
Chicken soup and nap for the cold.

 

[Taken]

Is that why medical staff are the worst sinners? They are surrounded by sin.

Be patient, it's a trial.

 

[Taken]

Gotta share this...

There are 20 cows in a field, 28 chickens.
Question: How many didn't?

Don't look it up

What's your guess?

 

[Willie T]

Gotta share this...

There are 20 cows in a field, 28 chickens.
Question: How many didn't?

Don't look it up

What's your guess?

You're beginning to sound as bad as @bbyrd with the English language. (the answer is 0.)

 

[Heart2Soul]

No I didn't but I won't get all steamed up about that.

Is that why medical staff are the worst sinners? They are surrounded by sin.

SMH....I am a nurse....we are God's hands to care for the sick.

 

[Taken]

You're beginning to sound as bad as @bbyrd with the English language. (the answer is 0.)

LOL-

 

[marksman]

Did you know that the USA isn't mentioned by name in the Bible, but China is? And not as a nation to be judged but rather as one favored?

Correct me old china.

 

[marksman]

The Pie Tasters Association committee have decided to sample the pies from the new bakery in town and bring them up at the next meeting.

Is that a pie de tur and one member of the committee was bald so he must have had the piebald.

 

[marksman]

There is a grave in an old graveyard in Germany where the 5th Symphony is being played backwards. It is Beethoven decomposing!

I will make a note of that.

 

[Heart2Soul]

Correct me old china.