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Did you know that the first can-opener was invented around 48 years after the invention of food cans...?

Low Expectations...? Did you know that the words "mean" & "ornery" both started off meaning "an average person?"

In southern California [USA], we had fog with a visibility of 20 feet.

Quack.

More Chicken Humor... "Doc! You gotta help us. My husband thinks he is a chicken...!" "How long has that been so?" "Oh, for a couple of years now." "Why are you just now complaining about it...!?" "We needed the eggs..."

Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on their hulls...? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

"Beloved, now we are children of God; and it has not yet been revealed what we shall be,..." "...but we know that when He is revealed, we shall be like Him, for we shall see Him as He is." 1 John 3:2 NKJV

Trivial Pursuit?

Three-Legged Chicken A man was driving along the motorway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 60 mph. He accelerated to 70, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, but the chicken...

Who told Peter to bring the sword in the first place...?

Did you know that copper kills germs & viruses...?

(I included a "nerd" smiley...)

(63 football fields = 18,900' 23K' > 76 football fields... ) Rapunzel...?

The gag was 1453, Constantinople > Istanbul; 2022, Turkey > Türkiye... These people are always changing their names...!

Did you know that the country of Turkey is changing its spelling to Türkiye? That reminded me of THIS song about these compulsive name-changers...! Istanbul (Not Constantinople), The Four Lads (1953)

If they ever outlaw marriage, only outlaws will have in-laws...!

My furnace shuts down with an error code when the generator is on, but I will see if they will fix it, first, before writing a negative review.☹️

After an extended period of being back-ordered, we received our back-up generator this week. I plan to test it before we experience a real blackout.

In a different context, Jesus said, “Render therefore to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.” Matthew 22:21 NKJV In the USA, a democratic republic, we "owe Caesar" the expression of our votes in good conscience. God expects us to be diligent in that duty...