Jokes, fun and comedy

[Brakelite]

Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on their bows...?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

That reminds me of the after effects of COVID-19... The rise in oil prices. It's called car-owner-virus.

 

[Brakelite]

 

[Sabertooth]

More Chicken Humor...
"Doc! You gotta help us. My husband thinks he is a chicken...!"
"How long has that been so?"
"Oh, for a couple of years now."
"Why are you just now complaining about it...!?"
"We needed the eggs..."

 

[Taken]

Don’t spell part backwards...it’s a trap.

 

[Taken]

Some people are shocked to find out...I’m not that good of an electrician.

 

[Taken]

At what age do you think it appropriate to tell my dog he’s adopted ?

 

[Taken]

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins ‘Once upon a time…’ A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this…

 

[Jay Ross]

Have you ever wondered how pizza shop employees are going to get your pizza around 15 minutes to give that to you?

I just wonder if they are also selling 15 minutes with their pizzas.

 

[Raccoon1010]

What did the duck say to the cow? Nothing silly ducks don't talk.

 

[Jay Ross]

From an outside looking into the

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins ‘Once upon a time…’ A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this…

As an outsider looking in on the American culture, I wonder if the story teller of the fairy tale has a gun of some kind to convince the people to believe in what he is telling them? Perhaps it is just a fist full of $$$$$$ to help them believe.

 

[Taken]

As an outsider looking in on the American culture, I wonder if the story teller of the fairy tale has a gun of some kind to convince the people to believe in what he is telling them? Perhaps it is just a fist full of $$$$$$ to help them believe.

American Culture...is strange in itself.

If a person is born and raised in one state, they rival and make fun of their neighboring states....or any other states...and visa versa.
It’s like little groups of states have their own Cultures...dialects, food prepping, music, slang, sports teams, politics favoring, etc.
* The north east, The southern east, the northern, the southern, the north west, the southern west, the northern mid-west, the southern mid-west...Alaska, Hawaii...and the Territories.
* A person born and raised in one state can get “culture shocked”, traveling about all the different states, mingling with long standing people of that state.
* (The last several decades of “foreign invasion” has greatly impacted every state’s own culture.)

* Story telling is not about believability but rather “style” of “speaking”.

A foreigner Listening to American “soap operas”, “news stations”, “movies” etc. (pretty much all sound the same)... and a foreigner doesn’t really see it hear all the different states “range of American Cultures”.

Tag.. @Rita

 

[Sabertooth]

What did the duck say to the cow?

Quack.

 

[Dropship]

I wonder what this fog-bound goalie is thinking?..

 

[Rita]

American Culture...is strange in itself.

If a person is born and raised in one state, they rival and make fun of their neighboring states....or any other states...and visa versa.
It’s like little groups of states have their own Cultures...dialects, food prepping, music, slang, sports teams, politics favoring, etc.
* The north east, The southern east, the northern, the southern, the north west, the southern west, the northern mid-west, the southern mid-west...Alaska, Hawaii...and the Territories.
* A person born and raised in one state can get “culture shocked”, traveling about all the different states, mingling with long standing people of that state.
* (The last several decades of “foreign invasion” has greatly impacted every state’s own culture.)

* Story telling is not about believability but rather “style” of “speaking”.

A foreigner Listening to American “soap operas”, “news stations”, “movies” etc. (pretty much all sound the same)... and a foreigner doesn’t really see it hear all the different states “range of American Cultures”.

Tag.. @Rita

I do hear a few differences in some of the accents, but not many and the only kind of American accent I would associate with a certain state/ states is the Deep South accent. As for the culture , I totally get that there would be differences because we have the same and we are such a small country. Obviously there are difference between Scotland, Ireland, Wales and England, but within England we have different counties , different accents, different slang words and different attitudes ect. There is also a north/ south divide.
Humour is also different, British humour varies from American …………

The adverts as well…..why do Americans have to shout in your face to get you to buy things !! Lol
Rita

 

[quietthinker]

The adverts as well…..why do Americans have to shout in your face to get you to buy things !! Lol
Rita

could it be because of poor hearing?

 

[Rita]

could it be because of poor hearing?

lol
What are Australian adverts like - not seen any ?

 

[quietthinker]

lol
What are Australian adverts like - not seen any ?

consumed with the unspoken promise of satisfaction.......and I'm sure you're familiar with the line the Rolling Stones belted out...'can't get no satisfaction....'

 

[Sabertooth]

I wonder what this fog-bound goalie is thinking?..

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In southern California [USA], we had fog with a visibility of 20 feet.

 

[Taken]

There are three kinds of people...
The ones who can count, and the ones who can’t.

 

[BeyondET]

At what age do you think it appropriate to tell my dog he’s adopted ?

You or the dog? lol