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  1. BarneyFife

    SDAs, USA and the End times.

    It is wildly ironic to me that folks will tell you that you should feel free to do all the Sabbath-keeping you want, while also objecting furiously that the rest of grace in the new covenant—which has been the desire of God for man to receive all throughout history—is ours ONLY if we believe God...
  2. BarneyFife

    Recommend a cheaper cell phone carrier?

    My wife and I have had Mint Mobile for a year now. I pay $20/mo for unlimited comm and 15GB mobile Internet. She pays $15/mo for the same with 5GB. It's been very reliable.
  3. BarneyFife

    What is the state of the dead in the afterlife?

    @St. SteVen, @Aunty Jane A BIBLICAL VIEW OF THE STATE OF THE DEAD (CONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY) This understanding, often termed conditional immortality or "soul sleep," posits that humans lack an inherently immortal soul that consciously survives bodily death. Instead, death is an unconscious...
  4. BarneyFife

    Will you go to heaven when you die? - (or the other place)

    AHA!! I knew this this UR stuff was a cousin to hyper-Calvinism. It predestines everyone to salvation. But that still doesn't make sense to me because it makes the suffering of probation meaningless—which you've admitted, in the past, relies on something indistinguishable from blind faith, at...
  5. BarneyFife

    Will you go to heaven when you die? - (or the other place)

    Hey, that's no way to talk about thorough explanations of stuff that isn't taught in the Bible. :p strs
  6. BarneyFife

    Envisioning Heaven: No more donuts or football?

    My wife is trying to kill me slowly with the crunchy stuff she hides in the salad. The chopped almonds and carrot shreds lodge perfectly and snugly between my two upper back teeth on the right side. I don't feel safe, and I have an uncomfortably intimate relationship with these things: strs
  7. BarneyFife

    Envisioning Heaven: No more donuts or football?

    I'm just gonna sit in a corner quietly and eat my date & almond carob bars—after I eat all my vegetables. :Broadly: strs
  8. BarneyFife

    Envisioning Heaven: No more donuts or football?

    @St. SteVen You're the bass player so you get to be Julie Slick. :csm:jest: strs
  9. BarneyFife

    Envisioning Heaven: No more donuts or football?

    Hey I'm particularly fond of the glazed, chocolate-frosted ones, when they're nice and fresh, in a way that I'm pretty sure would qualify as sinful, if I could get near any. Fortunately, I don't live near any fresh-made outlets these days, so I'm safe for now (I won't eat the 2-hour-old ones)...
  10. BarneyFife

    Envisioning Heaven: No more donuts or football?

    You stop that. We're in public. hmn:phlf strs
  11. BarneyFife

    Envisioning Heaven: No more donuts or football?

    I saw that someone commented on this old thread and it made me think, I forgot to mention that not only are donuts barely even food, but the fruit we have here and now is barely even food compared to the fruit you're going to see, smell, touch, and taste in the New Jerusalem on the New Earth...
  12. BarneyFife

    SDAs, USA and the End times.

    I think Moses, himself, does an excellent job here: Leviticus 23:37-38 — These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice, and drink offerings, every thing upon...
  13. BarneyFife

    SDAs, USA and the End times.

    Just as with the spiritual Jews of whom Paul speaks in Romans 2:28-29, he is not necessarily an Adventist—or even a Christian—who is one outwardly, who keeps the Sabbath or returns a faithful tithe, which is outward in the flesh, but he is an Adventist/Christian who is one inwardly, and...
  14. BarneyFife

    SDAs, USA and the End times.

    You're very welcome. strs
  15. BarneyFife

    Friendly Bible Study - participants must agree to Nicene Creed.

    I'm hurt that I wasn't tagged. strs
  16. BarneyFife

    SDAs, USA and the End times.

    To whom it may concern, This post is for informational purposes. Argumentative and disagreeable replies will, in all likelihood, not be addressed by me. The Internet is weighed down with quotes and misquotes from and about Seventh-day Adventists and Seventh-day Adventism—I can't help that...
  17. BarneyFife

    Bibliolatry: Worship/knowledge of the book MORE than the author

    I feel safer believing what the Bible says about itself. I don't understand the expression "goes beyond the Bible." I suppose I might as well come out of the closet. I'm what deconstructionist antagonists will likely see as a practitioner of Bibliolatry. I do not believe that the only way to...
  18. BarneyFife

    SDAs, USA and the End times.

    My old friend, if you were absolutely sure, you'd be in trouble, either way. It's not as important to be correct or sure as it is to be authentic. Not that truth isn't very much important, obviously. You've touched very meaningfully on something with which I've been deeply concerned for...
  19. BarneyFife

    The Case for Eternal Security

    No, even—and I'd go so far as to say especially—Adventists who commonly exhibit bigotry are safely deemed "bigots." That's probably quite confusing to you, I'd imagine. .
  20. BarneyFife

    The Case for Eternal Security

    Well said. I try, but you know... (But you liked it :P) strs