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I really enjoy gardening, I like to grow vegetables the most... I have a large greenhouse and some large beds for my potatoes carrots and tomatoes. I love to grow flowers from seed too.

I've often wondered about purpose, I know that in this life that you look for purpose and sometimes find it in different things.... My purpose for example is to live a good life and to ensure that my family are taken care of financially when I die. Also I like to make people laugh (although...

I have four children... All grown up now, the youngest is 18... Yes it's very random that 'against' the odds that I exist. I wouldn't call myself a winner though, and I can think of many people in certain circumstances that definitely wouldn't. I'm lucky to have had reasonable health apart from...

Where am I heading in your opinion? Your user name at a guess roughly translates to 'Friend of Jesus' .... Since you're a friend of Jesus, Where would Jesus say I'm heading? Gehenna, the word that Jesus used, again roughly translates to a valley where rubbish was burned. I'm also guessing that...

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer, and then it hit me.

I asked my wife to go into town to get me something for my bad breath. She came back with some garlic and 20 cigarettes.

Pelicans penguins and the tax man can all stick their bills up their backsides.

Two vicar's are driving along a country lane when suddenly a vampire jumps out in front of their vehicle.... One says to the other "Show him your cross" so the other vicar winds down his window and shouts "I'm very angry with you!"

Yeah, I don't like it either.

I'll definitely have a look for the book recommendation, it's autumn and the nights are drawing in.

What are your thoughts on Monty Python's The Life Of Brian?

I met the South Korean table tennis champion recently. His name? Du Sum Ping.

My electrician is hopeless, he wired my house incorrectly. Shocking!

I met the inventor of shelves.... What a ledge.

What's a snake's favourite subject to study? Hisssstory.

"My dog hasn't got a nose." "How does it smell?" "Terrible."

I think that you're probably right.

I'm really proud of myself. I did an entire jigsaw puzzle in less than a week. It said 2-3 years on the box.

Not really, please go ahead and explain.

You were getting on my nerves.