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  1. BarneyFife

    Liz Cheney: NO FREE SPEECH (soup) FOR YOU!!!

    Aw, sure. That's kid's stuff. Of course, we're told we must become as little children... I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.
  2. BarneyFife

    Liz Cheney: NO FREE SPEECH (soup) FOR YOU!!!

    Good old combat boots. I don't think they even make them anymore. A couple of years after I got out of boot camp the jeeps were coming out with steel-toed jump boots--the worst invention ever. I was a machinist. Always hot metal chips flying around, so I wore molder/welder's boots. No laces and...
  3. BarneyFife

    Liz Cheney: NO FREE SPEECH (soup) FOR YOU!!!

    Hat bandana Graham cracker jackhammer In a nail file suit your self service man Autographed pictures of Shakespeare fishing gear Head phone Madison Square garden hose
  4. BarneyFife

    Liz Cheney: NO FREE SPEECH (soup) FOR YOU!!!

    I think I can top that one. (ha) From the late, great Brother Dave Gardner: "Let them that don't want none have fond memories of not gettin' any." And if that doesn't work there's always my favorite standby: "The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum." Definitely not as...
  5. BarneyFife

    Liz Cheney: NO FREE SPEECH (soup) FOR YOU!!!

    As much as I hate to explain jokes, the title of this thread is a nod to the "Seinfeld" episode entitled "The Soup Nazi," wherein the proprietor of a very popular soup eatery screeches: "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" at people who do not follow his ordering instructions to the letter. It is practically...
  6. BarneyFife

    Biblical Support v Explicit Biblical Teaching

    Calvinism--it's here and there.
  7. BarneyFife

    Biblical Support v Explicit Biblical Teaching

    "Our friend Lazareth sleepeth." "And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation."
  8. BarneyFife

    Biblical Support v Explicit Biblical Teaching

    The premise of the thread is great, but it's turned into a unitarianist debate. I think you must have known that was where it would head to, especially when you linked to your own "Case Against The Trinity" thread. I try to avoid being a stooge. I'm not always successful, tho. :cool:
  9. BarneyFife

    Biblical Support v Explicit Biblical Teaching

    Post #71 edited. Changed "Trump and Biden" to "Trump and Pence."
  10. BarneyFife

    Biblical Support v Explicit Biblical Teaching

    After reading the OP of the referenced thread, I can now see that I was almost fooled.
  11. BarneyFife

    Biblical Support v Explicit Biblical Teaching

    This is extremely insightful. I believe in the basic concept of the Trinity. But it is, in fact, not an explicit teaching of the Bible. And I am often horrified by folks who insist that those who disagree with them on non-explicit doctrines are base heretics. That disease (if you will) is at...
  12. BarneyFife

    Thoughting again!....oh no, is that allowed?

    Yeah, whatever you say, RDB. :rolleyes:
  13. BarneyFife

    Thoughting again!....oh no, is that allowed?

    Read your post, man. I gotta go. Losing interest in this popsicle stand.
  14. BarneyFife

    Thoughting again!....oh no, is that allowed?

    No, you basically called me a liar.
  15. BarneyFife

    Thoughting again!....oh no, is that allowed?

    Sure, that's it. Bye, now. No, I don't. Sorry. I'm kinda slow sometimes.
  16. BarneyFife

    Thoughting again!....oh no, is that allowed?

    Sure, you can find anything you want to believe on Google. It's great! Wagging the finger; nice. Still fishing for my denom, eh? I haven't lowered myself to call you an ugly name yet, have I? (Liar--that's harsh--bloodlust was meant to be just hyperbole, you know; even though I could picture you...
  17. BarneyFife

    Thoughting again!....oh no, is that allowed?

    Sure. I just apologized for being a jerk less than a week ago. If I gave you any thought (which is difficult given your curt and short barbs) I'd say it would have to be your signature. Just kidding. I don't have enough info on you to have an issue. All I know is that you love the doctrine of...
  18. BarneyFife

    Thoughting again!....oh no, is that allowed?

    Just gotta have a category you can type into Google for some good ammo, don't you? If you want to know my denominational affiliation, you'll have to hunt through my old posts for it. It's not that hard to figure out and I'm not not feeding your bloodlust.