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  1. Matthias

    QUOTE for the day

    “Your job is to speak the truth. Be full of grace and truth. People may not respond at all. That’s okay. You do what’s right and leave the results to God.” - Frank Turek
  2. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * I like this, I really do. But I hope you remembered to store your tears in a barrel. If there’s one thing I remember from working on my grandparents’ farm it’s that we watered the seeds after we planted, not before. *
  3. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * But only if I’m not making a ticking sound in my chest or whistling Dixie. *
  4. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * The only thing this guy has decided is that he’s going to read. *
  5. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * I’ve got a 60’s song that I can’t get out of my head this evening. *
  6. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * They act like it comes with a guarantee. It doesn’t. And no, I don’t want to talk about it. *
  7. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Me too, because the alternative is super scary. *
  8. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Flashing back to that time my Hebrew language teacher asked me a question in the classroom when I said something in Hebrew that wasn’t supposed to be funny and the whole class laughed. This one is gonna give me a bad dream. *
  9. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * The Temptation of Fred. *
  10. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Dry run to prepare you for retirement. *
  11. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * If that’s not the way it is, that’s the way it should be. I’d support making it a law. *
  12. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * If you choose not to, there may be a Firestone in your future. *
  13. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * What’s up with bears today? Man are they touchy, and talk about carrying a grudge? *
  14. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * My problem isn’t realizing it. My problem is sometimes forgetting that I have. *
  15. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Not the same bear who wanted to heat up Goldilocks’ shower, is it? That girl has ticked off a bunch of bears in the neighborhood with her shenanigans. *