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  1. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * I’m not saying the cat’s wrong but what if Alice had known where she wanted to go and told the cat? Never trust a cat to give you directions. That’s my motto and it’s never let me down yet. *
  2. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Got to have a magnifying glass safe if you’re going to keep one in the house. *
  3. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * “So let it be written; so let it be done.” *
  4. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Right out of the chute. *
  5. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Fact. This is how I wanted to leave my government job. * * Fact. This is how I actually left my government job. * * Fact. I regret that I couldn’t figure out a way to do both and save my pension. *
  6. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Don’t blame Noah. This is Adam’s doing. *
  7. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * They didn’t teach me that in school. *
  8. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    For an extra $3.00 it can be fitted with a flotation device.
  9. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Been a pretty long time now but that’s not how I remember the lyrics. Is this from a sequel I missed? *
  10. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Not their fault. Should have been signs posted. Don’t stare. Warn them that they’re about to get baked. Quickly move on. *
  11. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * That right there is a Redneck Rocker Company best seller. *
  12. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Still some work to be done on AI. *
  13. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * If sorry, please and thank you won’t get the horse up it might be time to put the horse down (“Bad horse. Bad, bad, horse.” ) Come, let’s reason together. *
  14. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * The door’s open. Time to buck up and walk through it. Caution, however, is advised.*
  15. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Tomorrow‘s another day. Set an alarm and break the streak. *
  16. Matthias

    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    * Dangerous. Very, very dangerous. That’s what kind of snake this is. *
  17. Matthias

    PETER AND PAUL AND THE KINGDOM

    What I like about the OP is that it clearly demonstrates the problem caused by not acknowledging that the gospel of God (Mark 1:14; Romans 1:1) is the same gospel: The church is divided, not united; the body of Messiah is split and the inheritance isn’t the same. Recognizing and acknowledging...