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Lapidem
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There is no end without a beginning and no beginning without an end.
Nothing dies.
There is only change
Constant change
There was a Buddhist who once asked a hotdog vendor for a hotdog.
That'll be three dollar's the vendor said.
Then the Buddhist handed over a five.
Here's your change said the vendor.
Keep it the Buddhist exclaimed, you'll need it for later for what your peddling.
(Hang on a minute? That's not how that joke goes)
That'll be three dollar's the vendor said.
Then the Buddhist handed over a five.
Here's your change said the vendor.
Keep it the Buddhist exclaimed, you'll need it for later for what your peddling.
(Hang on a minute? That's not how that joke goes)
Lapidem
Active Member
Didn't it go like this?
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything". So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk. The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it, puts it in his cash register and shuts the door. The Buddhist says, "Wait, where's my change?" The vender replies, "Change must come from within".
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything". So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk. The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it, puts it in his cash register and shuts the door. The Buddhist says, "Wait, where's my change?" The vender replies, "Change must come from within".
Ziggy
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That's hard to say. I like a variety of foods.
Was a long weekend. My dad stayed with me from Friday morning until this afternoon.
I cooked a lot.
Pork loin chops with mushroom and onion gravy, Spinach and kielbasa quiche, meatballs, and a new england boiled dinner, and homestyle chicken and noodle soup with dumplings. And bread pudding.
I was hoping he would stay until this Friday to help me eat all the left overs but he had a doctors appointment tomorrow and decided to go home.
For the most part it was a calm visit. But he's like a stick of dynamite ready to be lit at the slightest thing.
I know it can't be easy being 88 with severe arthritis. I opened a window in the back of the house to let the cats out when it was nice out. I didn't realize the air got to his knees and caused him a lot of discomfort. And one night I fell asleep and I guess he called my name a couple times at 3am and it took me a coule minutes to wake up and help him with his catheter.
He cussed me out pretty good. But we got over it.
I ended up sleeping in the recliner next to the bed so that wouldn't happen again.
I'm sitting here shaking my head and kind of laughing but at the time it wasn't really funny.
2 weeks and he'll be back for another visit.
Not sure what I'll be cooking then. He's not a picky eater. He likes everything.
Ahh the joys of cooking.. lol
Hugs
FrankB
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Wrangler
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Verse 1 makes explicit this Psalm is talking about YHWH, the God of the Messiah, not the Jesus.
Sometimes spirited discussions are part of the learning / growing process.
Iron sharpens iron ya know.
Iron sharpens iron ya know.
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