Christian Humour

[Mayflower]

CREMATION ~
Your last chance for a smoking hot body.

LOL

Glory to God,
Taken

These made my day! Not feeling the best today, so thanks Taken! Just prego sick, but still.

 

[Taken]

These made my day! Not feeling the best today, so thanks Taken! Just prego sick, but still.

Sometimes we just need a little chuckle, hope you are feeling better soon.

God Bless,
Taken

 

[Mayflower]

Sometimes we just need a little chuckle, hope you are feeling better soon.

God Bless,
Taken

Hopefully it won't be the whole 9 months. Haha

 

[Helen]

Sometimes we just need a little chuckle, hope you are feeling better soon.

God Bless,
Taken

Agree...sometimes the discussions get a bit too serious for me ..especially when people are rude to each other ( and I'm not always innocent of that!!)

But, its nice to have a ew lighter threads going on too.
You posted some good ones today ...thanks ... :)

@Mayflower At least you know WHY you are feeling off colour :)

Something good is happening... xx

 

[Taken]

Hopefully it won't be the whole 9 months. Haha

Oh, I didn't know. Congratulations! Your First?

Glory to God,
Taken

 

[FHII]

Motivational speaker Zig Zigler:

"Some people say they don't go to Church because they're full of hypocrites. I tell them, don't let that stop you, my friend: we have room for one more!"

 

[FHII]

My Pastor (on marriage):

"The shortest sentence in the Bible is, Jesus wept. The longest sentence in life is, I do!"

 

[FHII]

I've told this joke before on this board, but here it is again:

One beautiful Sunday morning a preacher gets the urge to play golf. A bad urge! He calls the assistant Pastor and tells him he's sick and can't make it. He gives home encouragement, a few instructions and wishes him well.

He sets up a Tee time at a course far away from his area and hits the links (the golf course, for those who don't know golf lingo).

He's an alright golfer, but never had a par. But he played not only great, he was two under par! To boot, he actually got a whole in one!

Gabriel is watching all this with God in heaven. He's a little confused.

"Lord, Why did you let him have such a great round of golf? He skipped Church and lied about being sick!"

God just chuckles and says, "who's he going to brag about it to?"

 

[Mayflower]

Oh, I didn't know. Congratulations! Your First?

Glory to God,
Taken

Second :)

 

[Taken]

Second :)

Best wishes to you and yours.

God Bless,
Taken

 

[shnarkle]

Sorry, i don't care for these kind of videos.
The guy in the first video sounds like a homosexual I know.
I think this stuff is junk.

He knows his bible though, don't he?

They say those things we most dislike about other people are those things we don't want to look at in ourselves. Deep down I think we all tend to take a cavalier attitude about scripture sometimes. I know it bothers me when people make fun of one faith or another. We will readily trample the beliefs of others, yet we get offended when someone makes fun of our sacred cows.

I don't think it's a coincidence that we have a commandment forbidding engraved images.

 

[Sabertooth]

Some years back, archeologists discovered an early church in the middle east. They determined that it was a Christian church because they made use of the fish "<><" logo.

Months later, they found an adjacent building with many such fish logos on it. They determined that it was a Christian school.

 

[Prayer Warrior]

I sleepy.

There's a nap for that.

 

[Prayer Warrior]

Some years back, archeologists discovered an early church in the middle east. They determined that it was a Christian church because they made use of the fish "<><" logo.

Months later, they found an adjacent building with many such fish logos on it. They determined that it was a Christian school.

We really need a thumbs down! lol

 

[farouk]

Not feeling the best today, so thanks Taken! Just prego sick, but still.

Maybe if you get plenty of rest, with regular Bible reading and prayer, it will all go well, in God's goodness...

 

[Taken]

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

Glory to God,
Taken

 

[Taken]

What is the best Way to settle a Christian dispute?

With cannons.