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My friend pretended that she didn't like swimming in Africa's longest river.

I think that she was in denial.
 

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I invited a giant panda to lunch, he was so ungrateful. After eating all my food he pulled out a gun shot my windows out and left without a word.


I looked up Giant Panda in an encyclopedia to see if this was typical behaviour.

It said: Giant Panda.. Eats shoots and leaves.